Chapter 1: …..what the hell?!

First off before I being I would like it to be known this is my first fanfiction and I would love feedback, I am attempting something I have never tried before so I hope it will be interesting.

I don't own Mass effect or any of its characters, I own only the oc's.

Ok let me state for the record that I believe in a lot, vampires, werewolf's, ghosts, goblins all that supernatural stuff I even had zombie survive kit and book guide was a good read not as point and shoot as you might think, anyway I am stating this so when I said I don't believe there is a god I need you to understand why I was surprised about what happened.

See I lived in a little nowhere town in England, and to be frank I'm a no body, not a good fighter, not a fast runner or even that good looking so when I was walking in town with my friend, kind of a prick but the loveable kind, he was telling me about a club he had gone to a couple days ago more precisely the girl that worked at the bar and his shameless attempt to get in her pants I couldn't help but wonder if I should call him on his bullshit since he was currently sporting a black eye he says he got from a fight... yer he's a coward when it comes to conflict my bet was he got punched by the girl and wouldn't admit it, anyway as he talked and walked he turned round to watch some admittedly cute girls go by and being the loveable idiot he was, walked in the road as a car came shooting down the road, I acted on instinct I didn't even know I had and then….boom I got hit by the dam car, luckily I suppose how you look at it I hit the ground sideways and snapped my neck last thing I could see before I died was the surprised look on my friends face…..dick I just died for him and all he could seem to think was 'o god he really just saved my life!'…..ok maybe I'm being a bit hard on him I wasn't the one watching his best friend die for him.

Any way so when me the man who didn't believe in god suddenly found myself in a big white vast empty void with only a hooded figure in front of me with bone hands you can imagine my surprise.

"…ok….what the hell, wait no! no! In fact not hell not hell please!"

I said panicking I might have just asked to do to hell! I don't know how this works I was never religious for god sake!

But for a strange reason he….she….it ok! Death is a it!, anyway it started chucking and said in a voice I can only be described as nightmare fuel simply said "this should be…..entertaining"

Looking back on it now I have to admit….death is kind of a bastard…a all-knowing bastard but a bastard none the less, before I could say anything a blinding flash of light hit me and then….nothing….literality nothing, then BOOM I felt cold air on me, I was wet cold and felt very week, personally my own thoughts where 'the hell is going on! Why do I feel naked! Why do I feel like I can't even move my arms!

Then I felt something warm and kind of fluffy as someone seemed to hold me and then pasted me to something else, by this point I was just trying not to freak out over the fact I was being handled by something I can't even see, so as I was held I forced myself to open my eyes, it hurt like the light hurt my eyes as blurry shapes where over me, I started to freak out I was being held by something really big and it was just scaring me!

Then I heard it….a calming sound coming from the thing holding me…um ok it was strange to be honest, then I blinked and the shapes became clear to me….they were people, human people, two woman one holding me looked tired, but a loving smile on her face, the other was in what I could tell to be a uniform for some kind. So I did what any normal sane person would do…shouted at them.

"WHERE AM I? WHO ARE YOU? WHY AM I NAKED!"

Well that's what I tried to say what came out of my mouth was a kind of mumbling gurgle, both of the woman found it cute apparently because they both looked like I was a angel to them, at this point I calmed down and tried to look at my arms, my short stubby arms…

As I was doing this the woman where talking to one another.

"aaaaa Sarah he's adorable, and seems very aware for his age that's a good sign, so what are you going to call him?" said the woman in uniform a carm smile on her face, the woman holding me this 'Sarah' gently kissed my forehead and looked to the woman in uniform.

"I was thinking of Lee, after my grandfather Jamie's always liked the name".

Now as I stated before i wasn't much of a person, but even I could figure out that I had somehow become a baby to some random woman and as I slowly drifted off to sleep probably from being tired. Hay I was just born give me a break, all I could think was.

'so there is a god….and he's really a bastard'.