Author's note: Deanoning from the kink meme! So I saw this request on the kink meme and decided to fill it. I haven't filled anything in a long time but it was fun =w= The request was: England is afraid of clowns. So France gets the brilliant idea to put a clown nose on his dick and force England to suck him off in order to 'cure him'. This just scares England even more. lulz
"Absolutely not."
France gave a loud sigh of exasperation. "Angleterre, just do it."
"I refuse."
England was eyeing his crotch warily, as though he was afraid it would start moving towards him. Although it was fun to tease him for his strange phobia (that England was adamant on denying), he had been certain this way would have made things easier.
"Are you afraid?" France sneered.
"I most certainly am not!" England cried.
"Oh?"
France stood up and started walking towards him. England let out a shriek of horror and ran to the bathroom, locking the door from the inside. The naked Frenchman was left standing in the middle of the room. He hung his head as he sighed and walked to the bathroom door, knocking softly.
"Angleterre. Please open up."
"Take that bloody thing off then!"
"But you will never overcome your silly fear if I do that."
There was a brief pause. England seemed to be shuffling around in there. "It's not a silly fear," he growled back. He sounded as though he were pouting. How cute. "Clowns are horrible and disgusting and have those t-terrible grins…"
"Yes, yes, and every time you see one, you wet yourself, I know."
"I do not—"
"Come out. You're acting like a child."
"No! You're just going to try and force me to suck you off with that stupid thing attached to your dick!"
France was losing his patience. "Fine. I will remove it."
"R-Really?" He seemed so hopeful. Poor thing.
"Yes, really. I'll wait on the bed for you." He stepped away from the door and climbed onto the bed without removing the nose.
He heard the door unlock and quickly reached up to take the nose off right as England exited the bathroom. Said Englishman gave a great big sigh of relief. "Thank God," he breathed. "I don't know where you got the idea that putting that horrid thing on your dick would cure me of anything."
"It was a silly mistake, my dear," France said with a smile. "Come, lavish me with attention now."
England frowned, looking around for the nose but upon finding nothing, shrugged, and climbed up onto the bed with him. He bent his head down and was quick to take the other nation into his mouth. France sighed happily and relaxed against the pillows. He looked to his side at the red nose clutched in his hand and grinned, placing it on his own nose.
"Mm, your mouth is always so talented, Angleterre," he moaned.
England gave a grunt as he continued to suck. He glanced up at France for a moment and felt his face pale. France was grinning right back at him…with that ugly red ball perched right on his nose…
He screamed and backed away, grabbing his clothes off the floor and running out of the room faster than Francis had ever seen him move. "Well," he said after a moment, removing the nose. "Perhaps that was in poor taste."