A/N: Hey guys! Well here's my Christmas special! This year it's a poem instead of a one-shot but next year it will be a one-shot alright? Also I am working on the next chapter of " Shinjitsu Shiro" it's just I kinda have writer's block at the moment...grrrr. I'll try to have it up VERY soon okay?

Anyway, sorry if it's kinda crappy. It was rather random after all but I hope it at least makes you all smile! PLEASE REVIEW AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE!

Oh, and think jingle bells theme.

PS. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOUSHIRO! LONG LIVE HITSUHINA! ^^

Dashing through the city,

Running for my life,

Nope this don't look pretty,

Oh look! She's got a knife,

Momo's on my left,

Toushiro's on my right,

Oh what fun it is to scream and holler for your life on Christmas night!

Oh, flash-stepping, flash-stepping, screaming all the way!

Oh what fun it is to run, for your life on Christmas day!

Oh, flash-stepping, flash-stepping, screaming all the way,

Oh what fun it is to run, for your life on Christmas day!

I ran with all my might,

Like I knew I should,

Because I went and ticked Rukia off,

And we know that can't be good!

Oh, flash-stepping, flash-stepping, screaming all the way!

Oh what fun it is to run, for your life on Christmas day!

Oh, flash-stepping, flash-stepping, screaming all the way,

Oh what fun it is to run, for your life on Christmas day!

I slid right through the snow,

And broke into a sprint,

It looked like I was free,

That was heaven sent!

Because if she catches me,

Then I know I'm dead,

Then when I feel her hands on me,

It's off with my head!

Oh, flash-stepping, flash-stepping, screaming all the way!

Oh what fun it is to run, for your life on Christmas day!

Oh, flash-stepping, flash-stepping, screaming all the way,

Oh what fun it is to run, for your life on Christmas day!

Next thing that I know,

I'm lying on my back,

Rukia's on top of me,

Holding in a laugh,

What is she plotting?

That I do not know,

But then she smiles and kisses me saying:

" Merry Christmas Ichigo!"

Oh, flash-stepping, flash-stepping, screaming all the way!

Oh what fun it is to run, for your life on Christmas day!

Oh, flash-stepping, flash-stepping, screaming all the way,

Oh what fun it is to run, for your life on Christmas day!

" Hey, Ichigo?"

" What is it Rukia?"

" I let you off since it's Christmas, but I hope you've learned your lesson."

" And what lesson might that be?"

" Never, EVER, diss the bunny!"

A/N: Well there you go! Random I know but I hope I at least got a few smiles! LOL! MERRY CHRISTMAS!