Hello Everyone, it's me Zoomzamzim, Ed Edd n Eddy belongs to Cartoon Network and I own nothing in this story. If I did own the show it would probably turn out like the story you're about to read.

Some slight OOCness and bizarre moments will occur, as well as fourth-wall breaking every now and then. Please Do NOT expect this to resemble the show.

Also, this is my FIRST time writing for a live audience, please be kind to me and offer me some creative criticisms or suggestions.

Anyway please enjoy.

High School, day

(We hear a loud bell ring and a lot of people exit the building and we see a montage set to laid back music. We see the follow scenes)

. Jimmy and Sarah chewing bubblegum and blowing bubbles...that accidently make them float

. Eddy and Ed spray painting Kevin's house that says, "Kevin is a shovel chinned chump", they hear someone coming and the two Eds flee

. Double Dee walking in a half dazed look, he eventually runs into a parade and gets to his house

. The Kanker sisters looking tough while May looks at a photo of Ed

(The montage then ends as Ed and Eddy are running through the streets and looking for a place to hide.)

Eddy: Quick we need some place where Kevin won't find us. Ed we got to be safe.

Ed: How about over there Eddy?

(They see a huge tent that's red and yellow, it looks like a circus tent)

Eddy: I don't know Ed...I've heard of Evil Clowns that live in those tents. Ever seen Stephen King's It?

Ed: What options do we got?!

Eddy: Good point, let's go in.

Double Dee's House, inside, day

(We see Double Dee making his bed and about to go to sleep.)

Double Dee: I always wondered what Ed and Eddy are up too and what they'll do. Perhaps they got themselves in trouble again. Either way I got to rest, I need all my strength to visit the ancient ruins tomorrow.

Tent, Inside, day

(We see Ed and Eddy enter the inside of the tent and see it's a normal house.)

Eddy: Weird, I don't remember circus tents looking like this. Perhaps the Author is messing with us.

Ed: Uh Eddy, I think we might have entered a different kind of tent.

Eddy: Hmmm, really what's it called?

Ed: Uh, I hate to brake it to you...But we're in a Fumigation Tent.

Eddy: That's nice Ed...wait what?! OH-

(Suddenly purple gas comes into the house and causes the two Eds to look dazed)

Ed: Gee Eddy, I think I'm hallucinating.

Eddy: Same here.

Tent, outside

Worker: Ok, that's enough gas. That'll kill the termites infesting the house.

(Suddenly the Workers see Ed and Eddy emerge from the Fumigation tent dazed.)

Ed: Hey Eddy, am I the only one seeing purple skinned men playing banjos.

Eddy: Nope, I see them too.

Worker: What the heck!? How'd those High Students get in the tent?!

(Ed and Eddy walk past the workers as the world goes into a bizarre landscape and the two Eds are playing musical instruments in a crowd of Purple Skinned men. As they walk the parade follows them.)

Eddy: Move over dad 'cause I'm a double dipple. Upside down on the big dip dipper 1,2,1,2,3. I've got a ticket come ride with me. Let me go down on the marry-go-round. All is fair in a big fair ground.

Ed: Touch my skin dude, I think it's moving.

The Next Day, somewhere

(We see Ed and Eddy wake up somewhere in the woods.)

Ed: Where am I? Eddy are you alright?

Eddy: I think so. We hallucinated after inhaling the fumigation gas.

Ed: So what is this place.

Double Dee: Hi Guys, you came just in time for the trip to the ancient ruins.

Eddy: Ruins? What Ruins?

Ed: I think he's talking about that thing behind us.

(Ed and Eddy turn around. They see a series of ancient pyramid-like buildings behind them with statues of people, possibly Gods. The statues all have one thing in common, they have a gem embedded in parts of their bodies.)

Eddy:...Woah.

END OF EPISODE 1

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