the day was wednesday. the "rawr xD" ritual had been done. and misaki and yukio were fighting over if yukio was gay.
"misaki im not fucking gay"
"do i need to fucking define it for you"
"fire ahead"
"homosexual
ˌhɒmə(ʊ)ˈsɛkʃʊəl,ˌhəʊmə(ʊ)ˈsɛkʃʊəl/
adjective
adjective:homosexual
1. sexually attracted to people of one's own sex. involving or characterized by sexual attraction between people of the same sex. 'homosexual desire'"
"why the fuck have you memorised that"
"yeah misaki why have you memorised that" another voice said.
"REED WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU HERE" misaki screamed
"do you really think people talking about yukio's homosexuality is good plot ?? im disappointed in you misaki"
"oh you're here for plot convenience" yukio said, proud of himself as he pulled a water pistol from his angel emoji suit
"oh fuck not again the drycleaners cost a shit-ton of money" reed muttered, pulling out his gun
"guys violence isnt the answer"
"no it isn't. guns are"
"yukio you're a fucking idiot" misaki muttered
"she's right you know"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP" yukio yelled
"fine." reed said, pulling the trigger.
gunshots should of rung through the city, however reed forgot to take of the safety. in the meantime however, yukio had got a bucket of water with ice cubes.
yukio poured the bucket all over reed and his black suit.
"MY FUCKING GUCCI SUIT"
"yukio honey the ice bucket challenge died years ago"
"misaki honey the ice bucket challenge is a Vintage Meme"
"how do you capitalise words as you speak."
"god knows"
"ARE WE NOT GOING TO DISCUSS THE FACT THAT MY GUCCI SUIT IS RUINED" reed screamed
"nope"
"nah"
"fuck y'all reed said, pulling the finger, as he sunk back to "hell"
"well my pretty bb, i better go too"
"ok then" misaki said as yukio climbed into the sleigh and began to fly off
"ILYYYYYYY"
"ILY TOO??"
"NO HOMO THOUGH"
"for fucks sake" misaki said through gritted teath
~~~~~
meanwhile, walking through the streets
"fuck i need to stop taking sketchy drugs" the teenager said once again