A/N I don't own anything except for the girls in this story (kind of), and the occasional disgruntled troll. The girls are all modeled after my best friends, so I don't "own" them.

Boys, when you think of girls having a sleepover, what do you think of? Definitely not this…

"LIZA!" My voice echoed through the small living room.

"What do you want?" She turned to me, her blonde ponytail slapping her in the face. "AHH! Attack of the monster ponytail! OH! Shiny!" And I knew that I had lost her to her sparkling hair tie. Again.

"Alicia? Get me some food?" I tried, hoping to pry one of my other friends away from the Harry Potter movie. I should know better then to hope by now. I got no reply, except for a non-committal grunt that sounded vaguely like 'no.'

"Elisabeth?"

"You have two legs, go get it yourself."

"Raquel?"

"Ditto."

"UGHHHHHH!"I groaned, really loud. "I'm going to starve in front of all of you, and no one will stand up and walk down the hall to the fridge. None of you?"

"That's right." Elisabeth chimed in. Isn't she charming?

"I'll get you some food, Carly, just calm down," Riley said smiling.

"Thank you Riley, you're my TRUE best friend."

Suddenly, Liza recovered from her vicious hair-related assault and turned to Riley.

"Grammy?" Riley's eye twitched slightly. "Get me some noms too?

Riley just sighed and continued to walk toward the kitchen.

Out of nowhere, there was a large outcry for snack foods of all kinds. I looked at Riley and, feeling guilty, stood up to help her.

There was a large group gasp at me actually moving, which I intentionally ignored completely. About 5 minutes later I walked out with three 2-liter bottles of soda, a galloon of milk, 7 packs of Oreos, and a large bowl of popcorn, passing them throughout the 7 girls surrounding me, or at least I tired to.

"Sam, take it."

"I don't want any food."

"YES YOU DO!"

"NO I DON'T! LEAVE ME Alone…. Carly?"

"EAT IT! WHAT?"

"Did you invite any intimidating dudes to Liza's house?"

"Do you know how stupid that sounds? Of course not!"

By now, all of the girls were looking up at the faces of 8 men, all dressed in matching cloaks and-

"Oh my god. Are you guys wearing nail polish?" Elisabeth pointed out with her natural ability of tactfulness.

"Can I kill her now?" a man with silver hair slicked back with what looked like chicken fat asked a man with flaming red hair.

"No. They'll live. They could prove useful in this dimension."

"D(arn)."

"Well, this is interesting. Ummmm… Hi?" I tried to start conversation. "I'm Carly, and you are…." I gestured to the most intimidating of the men.

"My name is Pein. And this is-"

"*insert hysterical laughter here*" Our laughter would have lasted longer, if not for the speculative looks we got from all of the members of the horde in front of us. Pein continued:

"And we are the Akatsuki. From left to right the members are:

Hidan,

Kakuzu,

Itachi,

Sasori,

Deidara,

Tobi,

and…

"OHH! OH! I know! Pick Me! PICK MEEEE!" Liza all but screamed.

"Okay," Pein said dryly.

"His name will be FISHSTICKS!"

So? How do you like it? You know you do!

So, who's your FAVORITE character?

I know who mine is! ME!

If I get 3 reviews, I will update this again.

Though, you shouldn't be picky, 3 stories, 3 days in a row. Aren't you just a gaggle of lucky ducklings?

Lurvles,

Anya