Authors Note: Someone of a crack fanfiction, my friend made a joke about this pairing and told me it would be hilarious if someone made a fiction about this couple, and I volunteered for it. Laugh all you like this is a comedy/crack, I will eat the flames though.
Pairing(s): AkuRoku, Mansex X Roxas PAIRINGS MAY CHANGE LATER
Disclaimer: I don't own their sexy pixels... owait... Mansex isn't sexy.
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"What a long day..."
Xemnas leaned back in his chair, taking a break from the hard thinking and work. He had been busy dealing with the other members of the Organization, sending them on missions while thinking up of more plans to create Kingdom Hearts; a heart-shaped moon that was once under his control would give him and his comrades hearts, to be free from the hellish prison of being a Nobody, there was a hope that each of them could become Somebody's once more.
Xemnas sat up from the desk and white chair, looking around at the blank white walls. He walked across the room and through the door, then down a great hallway.
After about a ten minute walk around The Castle That Never Was he finally stumbled upon the part he had been searching for; the hallway which had 13 separate rooms for each member of the organization.
The first door on the left was labeled in black lettering which read I. This signified his room; he walked over to the doorway and opened it, stepping in to a mix of grays, white's and black.
The walls were grey with hints of white here and there, the floor was plain white and cleaned spotless. The only thing staining it was the Organization 13 logo which was in the very middle of the room.
His bed consisted of a king-size comfy mattress, which was covered by white sheets and black blankets. Pillows were divided evenly; two were white and two were black, with each color grouped together on the wooden headboard. His dresser was a simple black with white handles; nothing special. Near the far side of a dresser was a wood door, which on the other side held spare cloaks.
Xemnas walked over toward his dresser and pulled open a drawer, fishing inside for his pajamas. After finding them quickly he disposed of his cloak and clothing underneath and climbed into his sleepwear, neatly tossing the clothing into the laundry hamper next to the dresser and hopped into bed, pulling the covers up over him and glancing at the beside table which held his alarm clock; 12:45am was the current time. Letting out a long, heavy sigh the Superior attempted to fall asleep.
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About a half hour passed before Xemnas found himself tossing and turning in his bed, unable to go to sleep. Glancing at the clock again he grinned at the time; 1:13am.
He immediately got up from his warm bed, quickly made it and walked across the room, pulling the handle and walking out into the cold hallway being sure to softly close the door behind him before walking further down the hallway.
The Superior continued far down the hallway to a dead end, on the left was a door labeled XIII. He stopped and turned on his heel to find someone making their way out, he immediately identified the figure emerging from the bedroom.
"Number VIII. What is your business with Number XIII?"
Axel stopped in his tracks and stared at his superior from outside Roxas' door. His eyes were wide with fear for only a moment "My apologies, Mansex. Little Roxy couldn't sleep and needed a little help." he replied with a grin.
"I expect you in my office first thing in the morning to discuss this matter further, Number VIII. If you refer to me as anything else but Number I ever again, your consequences will be severe."
"What, going to force me to clean the castle again?"
"I intend on banishing you from the organization. That means no more seeing number XIII ever again, as I will make sure to triple his workload. You shall both suffer."
Axel nodded and understood, he couldn't be torn away from his Roxas... he just couldn't.
"My apologies, Sir, I will more than gladly be waiting in your office at sunrise, and I will appreciate if you double my workload instead of getting Number XIII in trouble for something that was entirely my fault."
Xemnas couldn't help but grin; of all the Organization members, Axel was the one he couldn't stand "Consider it done."
"Thank you." were Axel's last words before disappearing into the dark hallway
"Goodnight, Number VIII."
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Authors Note: Oooh. Axie got in trouuuble. XD okay, so you get to see what happens to him in the next chapter. Please review if you like it... I don't want to continue if no one likes it. Roxas won't make his appearance until mid-way next chapter, if there is another one. Please review!