'This is interesting' I thought as I walked aimlessly down a path on an island, which is in the sky with other islands floating nearby. 'though it's better than 'that' dream' I smiled as I admired the area around me, it was much better than what I was used to and you know what, no grim in sight, truly a peaceful dream though I wish I wasn't in pajamas. 'Hmm...I wonder if Anya is around here somewhere' I glance at the trees and then at the sky, this place feels...strange, it's like something is going to happen and...

[Gamindustri]

'ah there it is'

[Here in this realm are 4 presiding Console Patron Units or CPUs]

'CPUs... as in the computer part thingy?'

[Each resides in Celestia, a world separate from where they oversee]

'ok...so I guess I'm in Celestia'

A screen then pops up and shows a woman and...'wow shes hot, she was wearing what appears to be(PAUSE) a person walks out in front of the screen' "Hello ladies and gentlemen I am XxDarkangelxX and I have to address immediately, if you are reading this then you know what they look like so yeah see ya" Darkangel said as he then walked off screen. (UNPAUSE)...'truly strange' I thought.

[CPU Black Heart and her "Land of Black Regality -Lastation-"]

[CPU White Heart, and her "land of White Serenity -Lowee-"]

[CPU Green Heart and her "land of Green Pasture -Leanbox-"]

'holy shit she certainly has some nice 'assets' I thought I stare-I MEAN glance, glanced at green heart 'this is probably a wet dream...'.

[CPU Purple Heart and her "land of Purple Progress -Planeptune-"]

'okay... this really getting boring, go back to green heart'

[Here, the CPUs fight endlessly in a battle for rule over gamindustri]

'Ohh so I'm gonna encounter them, that is if this Celestia'

[This Battle is etched in history. This is the Console War...]

The screens then disappear, "huh well then I guess I should-" *CLASH* *CLANG* the sounds of a fight occurring fills my ears. Looking to where the noises were coming from it appears that it might be these 'CPUs', looking at the area the noise came from and at the area around me I shrug then walk towards where they were fighting.

Meanwhile...

*CLASH*

"Not bad," Blackheart said to her rival Purple Heart as she then put more force into her blade causing them both to fly back. "do us a favor and just die!" White yelled as she then flew to purple heart with her ax.

*SLASH*

Taking a slash at purple heart who then dodged the attack "damn you!" redirecting herself she launched at Purple Heart again with the other CPUs joining in.

"take this!"

*SLASH *CLANG"

"too slow!"

*CLASH* *CLANG* SWING* *CLING*

"prepare yourself!" Black Heart said to Purple Heart, who blocked the attacks with great skill, the CPUs then charged at her. "I won't lose," Purple Heart Said to herself as a great light appeared and Purple Heart was seen above them upside down and slashed at all of them knocking them away. Regaining her balance Black Heart laughed and charged back at Purple Heart "eat this!" as she slashed at purple heart. Deflecting the blade and pushing Black Heart back Green Heart appeared to her left with her spear in a striking motion "take this!" dodging the attack Green Heart continued with 3 more slashes with Purpleheart blocking the last one.

Seeing an opening White heart charge Purple Heart "THIS IS THE END!" she said as it hit purple heart's blade causing it to fly up in the sky. Backflipping Purple Heart then launched up into the sky after her blade, right as she was about to grab it Green Heart's spear flew by and knocked the blade away, turning around Purpleheart saw Greenheart with a smug smirk on her face. Looking to her right she saw Blackheart flying as fast as she could straight at her preparing the final blow, tensing up purple heart covered her head and waited for the attack to connect.

*CLASH*

A bright light appeared as the attack connect, with it finally dim down Black Heart would see her enemy falling down towards Gamidustri, that is if the attack had actually hit Purpleheart. "what in the world!" she yelled as she saw a glowing sphere surrounding Purpleheart with a large crack on it. 'What was this a new defensive move she learned no this is-'"impressive you left a crack on it" a voice said causing all of the CPUs to direct their attention to the newcomer. 'A guy?' they all thought as they looked at the male before them. He looked like he just got out of bed, he wore crimson colored pajama pants with a white shirt saying 'Breaking News: I DON'T CARE', his hair was that of Crimson and his eyes silver. His right arm was held up in a fist a glowing glyph on it which show two scythes crossing each other forming an X with wings on both sides.

"who are you how dare you interrupt our fight!" Blackheart said to him, using his free hand he then gestured to himself and said: "who me, why I'm just a random teen trying to enjoy a nice nap". "HEY JACKASS GET LOST, THIS IS OUR FIGHT NOT YOURS!" White Heart yelled while pointing at him "OI, no need for the hostility, especially the swearing it makes you like a child throwing a tantrum" he said as just stared at them. "Why you Bastard!" growled white heart, which caused the newcomer to tilt his head, "yeesh talk about dramatic," he said as he canceled the shield that was surrounding purple heart, which immediately noticed it while the other CPUs focused on the teen.

Closing his eyes he released a sigh and opening them again they were replaced by a crimson glow. "Well then, as Avnir once said 'prioritize your best option of getting something out of a fight you can't win', well I think that is how it went," he said muttering the last part into his hand.

Locking eyes with Purpleheart, he nodded to her and looked back at the other CPUs. "So listen, I'm giving you three three options, option one drops your weapons, Option two surrender, and option three continue fighting, but you'll have me as an opponent, oh wait there all the same thing you losing this fight," He said with a smirk on his face. "so you wish to fight us all three of us, thats a shame you don't see that many cute boys nowadays" Greenheart said while puting and arm under her 'assets' "I can tell your quite different than the average mortal, you could be much more useful fighting for me instead of Neptune" Greenheart said while she used her special skill: Seduction.

*Critical Hit*

"Eh?" The boy said while his face grew red, "uhh. I, well you see I j-ju-just let you do a thre-thre-three on one against P-Purpleheart over their" he said while stuttering. "Grr" growled white heart as her upper face shadowed over while her signature red eye appeared. "Oh what this it, appears your all bark but no bite," Blackheart said while releasing a small chuckle in the end. "HEY I DO HAVE A BITE IT's NOT MY FAULT I DON'T FLIRT WITH GIRLS THAT OFTEN!" He yelled at them while his eyes grew brighter. Only for them to stop glowing while he and the CPUs adopted a face that only said "eh?"

"..."

Only the sound of a nearby river, insects, and the wind was heard. "so your a virgin" Whiteheart mumbled subconsciously loud enough for everyone to hear. Like everyone who is asked about their virginity in every anime, the boy responded with "S-SHUT UP!" He screamed as he closed his eyes. Six separate flames than appeared mid-air and floated downwards creating six swords that appeared to be made up of a black stone that was filled with cracks. A small vibrating sound was heard and quickly a red like light filled the cracks on the swords. Opening his eyes one more time his eyes glowed a mighty crimson light, he looked at the CPUs and said: "YOUR GONNA REGRET SAYING THAT!".

Yup that's right a made truly by XxDarkangelxX and the holes in the 4th wall were caused by Minime...uh its gonna cost a lot to repair them.