The Legend of Link: The Little Fairy Boy
In the vast deep forest of Hyrule there was a giant talking tree...just like in real life, ya know.
Well the tree looked over the little fairy kids of Kokiri Forest. It was a small village run by kids that never grew up. They lived in the deep forest with big trees, wooden houses, rivers, bushes, and signs that said "Michael Jackson Keep Away", and a small pond.
One day the great Deku Tree got sick and summoned a fairy named Navi.
"What the fuck is up Deku," said Navi in street talk. Don't judge her; she had a rough life growing up.
"Navi," the Deku Tree said, "I need you to find Link and bring him here."
"Word," said Navi as she turned around to find Link.
"AND TELL THOSE DAMN KIDS TO STOP PISSING ON ME. I BOUGHT THEM TOILETS FOR A REASON."
Navi jumped in her Escalade sittin on 25s and rolled up to Links house.
"Hey mothafucka, get up," yelled Navi sitting in her escalade still.
There was no answer for a while.
"I'm gonna yell at you one more time before I start sprayin yo house," yelled Navi after a while.
There was still no answer.
"Alright," yelled Navi, "BRACE YOSELF FOO."
With that Navi took out her AK and shot up Links house. There was a lot of screaming coming from inside. Navi's gun started to click.
"Damn," she yelled, "Yall just wait befo I get my next clip in."
"What's all that noise," Link asked Navi as he walked up to her from behind.
"WHAT," she said in surprise, "I thought you was in yo house."
"No just my family who came to visit me," Link said.
Link walked towards the door of his house.
"Naw hold up," Navi said as she stopped him from going in his house (which he hasn't noticed is shot full of holes), "Uh- yeah, the Deku Tree needs you fo something."
"Is it urgent," asked Link?
"Yeah he specifically told me not to let you go in your house to see your dead famil- I mean yo... couch..."
Link and Navi stared at each other for a while.
"Okay if that's what he said," answered Link with a shrug.
"Yeah and he said you should never return here ever again," Navi told him.
"Uh...okay, can we go now," asked Link.
"Yeah but you walking bitch," Navi said as she speed off in the escalade.
So Link walked away and Link's house collapsed behind him with out him noticing.