A request from TheFoundersDaughter, so here it is… jw, why don't you like her om FB atm?
… I don't own anything (unfortunately)
Top 10 ways to annoy Amelie…
10. Edit her music playlist to remove all the oldy and classical things that there were before, putting Paramore, The Script and Olly Murs on instead.
9. Spike her wine with cocaine and then blame Myrnin.
8. Book her in on the Jeremy Kyle show to have a showdown with her Father.
7. Yell "she's a crazy whore" and point in Amelie's direction. (BTW, running would then be a good idea)
6. Ask her, very seriously, if she would contemplate working on the CSI team as a blood identifier – and no, she cannot drink the blood.
5. When she asks for tea and toast, hand her chocolate milk and belvita breakfast biscuits, telling her that she has to "acclimatise to the modern world."
4. Leave her little love notes from Oliver and snigger when she goes to attack him.
3. Casually drop into conversation that she was a coward for six months, hanging out in the sewers.
2. Ask her if, when she was on the aforementioned hide out, she made her decision between Sammy and Ollypop and whether or not she did anything with them…
1. Tell her Sam no longer loves her so when she goes to see him, she tells him that it is ok and he can move on. Then tell him that she is delusional and dreaming things… must have been the cocaine…
Whatcha think?
Review, please
Vicky xx