Ninja Genius: Look, this is my first fanfic, so if this turns out to be the most stupid thing you've ever read, please don't flame me.
Uzumaki Naruto was at Ichiraku Ramen being really obnoxious when he got sucked into a black hole and landed on a sidewalk in Canada.
NG: Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars…Naruto: hey, this isn't the ramen stand…and why is it so damn cold!
NG: Uzumaki Naruto, he is basically an idiot.
Naruto: What? I can't be an idiot, I don't even know what the word means!
NG: …You're joking, right?
Naruto: No, I'm serious!
NG: Do you even know what serious means?
Naruto: Of course I do, …I just found out today.
NG: … idiot… Uzumaki Naruto, he really hates ramen.
Naruto: NOOOOOO! It's a lie! -Takes out packet of ramen- don't listen to her my delicious friend…
NG: you talk to ramen?
Naruto: umm…
NG: … idiot … Uzumaki Naruto, he has a crush on Sasuke.
Naruto: NO WAY! That is seriously out of order!
NG: Come on Naruto, stop living a lie.
Naruto: What's that supposed to mean?
NG: … idiot … Uzumaki Naruto, he sleeps with a TonTon plushie and a Pakkun nightlight.
Naruto: No I don't, and why do you keep calling me idiot?
NG: You are correct, I should stop using enormous words that are too complicated for you to
Understand.
Naruto: umm …Why thank you.
NG: …idiot… now you know, Uzumaki Naruto, an idiot who talks to ramen even though he hates it, has a crush on Sasuke and sleeps with a TonTon Plushie and a Pakkun nightlight. Any way, Next Victim, Hatake Kakashi!
Naruto: They SOOO do not know me and I SOOO do not have a crush on Sasuke! Dattebayo!
NG: Do you even know what Dattebayo means?
Naruto: No… do you?
NG: … I hate you.