"Haruko! Do you mind I'm trying to introduce myself and my story!"
Again, get's pushed off of chair and has Haruko looking at screen in funny way
"Gasp! Are you writing a filthy story? Is it Yaoi? Playboy? Furi Curi!?
Pushes Haruko down and puts nose to nose"No! It's not! Will you please get out of my room and let me introduce the story!"Clambers back up to seat and tries again
"Hehe, sorry about that my roommate is a little…troublesome sometimes. Anyway as I was saying, I'm Jorinde and I live in a mythical land called the United Kingdom. It's not much fun here at the moment, all the unicorns have fled and I only have my plants and Her to talk to. I decided to write this Fooly Cooly/Furi Curi fanfic, cause all the ones I read, although good, didn't quite hit my special spot that makes me clutch my pillow and squeal like a schoolgirl (Did I just admit to that?)…Anyway, I hope you enjoy my own special Fooly Cooly taste and spice to a new life and I do not own FLCL or anything else for that matter, I'm just a homeless bum Hehe ….
Notices something out of corner of eye and see's a pencil waving left to right in the air
"I am going to show you a magic trick, you will comply…. Watch as I make this pencil disappear…"
"Haruko? I thought I told you to go? And what do you mean 'watch as I make thi… head is propelled forward onto sharp end of pencil and is thrown backwards of chair
"Oops, guess I done it to hard…."
Get's up and notices Haruko looking at me
"Haruko…..Fking OWWWWWWW! Why did you go that?! And Why are you looking at me in that way?"
Haruko scratches head and looks confused
"Hmmmm, strange it worked in the new batman film. Guess I'm gonna have to make it disappear again."
Haruko does 'grabby grabby' sign with hands and walks towards me
"No! Bad Haruko! Sit, Sit girl! Wait…. where are your han….WOWOOOOOO!
Haruko's hands appear to squeeze and jiggle my chest
"Haruko…. HAHAHAHA, STOP! That tickles…. You…ooo my…"
Get's breathless from the tickling and signals to Haruko to continue
"Haha, Well you heard the lady, read and review, but be respectful, cause if you don't, I'm going to have to come after each one of you and find if you all have the same sort of head as Takkun…Or maybe just do what I'm doing to Jorinde right now :p"
rummages quicker
"Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhh! For the love of Pete, Read the story!!"
Chapter 1: Perverted Monkey's"Haruko stopped and stared at the boy in front of her. A mere child, yet on the verge of manhood. Haruko knew she would have to help this young boy along the way. She reached down and grabbed his long, hard, throbbing…."
"HARUKO!! I swear to God, if you don't cut reading your filth out, I will kick you out of my room!! Naota screamed, sitting upright in his bed, only to be confronted with that devilish smile she gave him.
"Why Takkun? You afraid some lump will pump out of somewhere? You want it to really happen?" Haruko's eye's glowed devilishly and she licked her lips at him.
He blushed and laid back down, facing the wall to not show her he wanted to kiss her again.
Earlier that morning….
"Naota! Naota! You're friend's here! You know! The rich pretty girl with small dumplings!" Kamon's voice was heard downstairs and Naota only started to stir a little bit, not completely comprehending the situation. A few minutes later, still dazed, in and out of sleep, he began to remember the past.
'It's been three years since she took off. Three years of not being able to get out of bed, because she doesn't smack me across the head anymore or grab certain parts of me to wake me up. Three years of having to scoff down cereal and listen to my dad and grandpa Shigekuni moan at me for thinking of myself before the cat. Three years of walking to school with Ninamori Not that I'm complaining about walking with her, but I'd prefer to get there with five minutes to spare and also be able to have a lie in. Three years of coming home everyday, to the mindless dribble of dad talking about my teacher coming round, AGAIN, to 'talk' about homework, when really I know they will be doing something more downstairs. Three years of practicing and perfecting the bass she left me, but alas, she's not there to hear it. Three years without a word, a letter, not even some connection made with Canti to let me know she's safe.
Three years of complete boredom.
Maybe she's not coming back….
At this thought he suddenly felt a sharp pain knock into his skull and sat up to see an angry Ninamori looking down at him.
"What the hell did you do that for?!" Naota clutched his head and rubbed it better, knowing full well he did kind of deserve her hitting him.
"You know full well you deserved me hitting you! I've been waiting with your lunatic dad for ten minutes know, listening to him first saying I had small…. er…well, that's not the point, you've been a pain in my neck, know get up or you're gonna' make us late!" She blushed furiously at the thought of Naota's dad actually staring at her and comparing her body to food.
Naota looked up at her and they both stared at each other before he spoke after a moment of silence. "Yeah, I'm kinda not dressed right now, so could you please get out." He looked at her with one eyebrow cocked and his usual pursed lips.
Again Ninamori blushed furiously and almost squealed at him, "I…I…. I know that, I was waiting for you to….Urg! I don't have to leave, it's not like there's anything there for me to see!" And she turned round and sat at his desk, as if she had won the argument.
Naota stared into her back, almost wishing for a great big horn to appear from her head, but when nothing happened after a while he scrambled out of bed and grabbed his Boxers and T-shirt. Ninamori, her back still turned, pretended to check her make-up out, only to casually glance over her shoulder in the mirror to see Naota trying to hide his 'guy stuff', which she had already seen, but didn't want to tell him, because she was getting pleasure watching him hurriedly stuff things under his pillow.
After ten minutes of hurriedly getting ready and tripping over the cat and yelling downstairs at his dad for putting a super size box of condoms in his schoolbag again and getting his clothes on, A tight blue shirt, a pair of brown jeans and his guitar strapped to his back and he was ready. Quickly clamping her mirror shirt and flipping her shoulder length hair behind her back, casually glancing, she was ready with him.
Meanwhile, in a sky directly above us…
"Aaaahhhhh! How the hell did we get lost! I can't read this stupid map with Curry stains on the front of it! God you are so useless!" Said the mysteriously pink haired lady, kicking her scooter in the front, letting out a loud grunt. She leaned forward, removing her other foot from over the front and stared in anger down below her.
"Right…. Ok…. WHERE THE HELL ARE WE!!" She proclaimed loudly, throwing her arms in the air, standing upright and causing her to almost lose balance, before quickly regaining control. She took a few deep breaths and quickly ate a bowl of ramen, pondering over situation when something below caught her eye. She pulled out a telescope and gazed at the large item on the ground, which seemed to resemble a Large Iron. Her Devilish smile grew behind the Scope and immediately seemed to have changed her clothes into that of a pirate. "Thar' she blows cap' tin!!" And sat back down, also know mysteriously back in her usual red and black ensemble, before revving the engine and pressing a button which made her faster, almost causing her to drop the guitar shaped item from her back, had she not properly strapped it upon herself. She was heading to a familiar place, to a familiar house, to see a person who she knew well enough to know he had changed since she last saw him.