Greetings a'm bein' forced tae stairt writing letters.
Englain 'n' th' Scots Pairliament huv decided ah dinnae git alang wi' ither nations weel enough. A' body else haes stairted writing letters tae ither nations sae ah, o' coorse huv tae jyne th' bandwagon tae shut mah wee brother up. Whiles ah wish ah cuid juist haud a pillow ower his coupon 'til he stopped moving bit that micht stairt a war.
Och 'n' Ireland if yer reading this letter git ower it ah didnae mean tae gie ye bevvy poisoning! If ye weren't sic a fin blootert ah wouldn't ask ye tae come swallyin wi' me ilka weekend.
Sincerely,
Scotland
P.S. A'm throwing a pairtie this weekend fur a'body wha wants tae git blootert. It'll be at England's hoose.
((A/N: I'm writing in Scots using a translator so I'm kind of cheating doing this but oh well I want everything to me close to being like a Scottish accent. If you have trouble reading any of it just tell me and I'll tell you what it says. I thought this might be a little bit more interesting though. If not enough people know what it says I'll start writing normal.
Coupon means face
Bevvy means alcohol
Blootert means drunk
Swallyin means drinking))