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A Short MelloNear Fic, oneshot, crack
Mello Keehl raced down the halls, knowing exactly where he was going, the playroom.
When he got there he saw the little Albino, sitting on the floor, legos in hand...or in mouth, one might say.
"Near, you did it, didn't you!?"
"Did what, Mello-san?"
Mello grabbed the child by the shirt and peered at him "My Chocolate!!"
"Oh Mello-sans chocolate?" He eyed the floor.
"Dont give me that 'oh' shit! You know exactly where it is!"
Near peered at the ground again.
"Well, tell me!"
"I ate it..."
"You did what?!"
"..." He only stared at the blonde
Mello glared at the small boy. "Why?"
"I wanted to be like Mello-san..."
"Why?"
"Does Mello-san want to taste the chocolate?"
"I would like my chocolate, yes."
Near brought his small hands to Mello's cheek and pushes his lips to his.
Mello blushed slightly and pulled away quickly. "What the hell?!"
"Does Mello-san like Nears chocolate kiss?"
"Hell no!" Mello turned around and walked away, smirking 'But it does taste like chocolate..'