A/N I don't own Twilight or Shania Twains 'Gonna Getch Good" This is dedicated to Libby (the same one from 50 Ways) It's something she would probably do... Love ya Libby :)
It feels really starange to be writing a Twi-fic though, now I am officially obsessed with Harry Potter, so if I do, do another Twi-fic it will only be a oneshot, Hope you like it!
-LittlePsychicPixieBitch ah and please review if you have the time! :)
Getcha Good
"Let me GO!" James growled pulling on the venom filled chains that attached him to the wall. Libby slowly walked over to him trailing a long painted fingernail across his murderous face.
"I told you, I don't wantcha for the weekend"
"So I can go?"
"Don't wantcha for the night..." she sighed "I'm only interested if I can have you for life" she smirked.
"You can't be serious! I'm mated!"
"I know I sound serious" she scowled "But baby I am" she winked as he scowled. "You're a fine piece of real estate- and I'm gonna get me some land" she grinned.
"Oh, yeah," she giggled, "So, don't try to run honey, love can be fun, there's no need to be alone when you find that someone" she pointed out with a raised eyebrow.
"But I already found that someone!" James yelled, "I love Victoria!" he glared at the redhead.
"But Jamie baby, everyone thinks you're dead. All it took was a little... persuasion for the Cullens. I'm gonna getcha while I gotcha in sight, I'm gonna getcha if it takes all night, you can betcha by the time I say go, you'll never say no..." she grinned "I'm gonna getcha, it's a matter of fact, I'm gonna getcha, don'tcha worry 'bout that, You can bet your bottom dollar, in time you're gonna be mine. Just like I should - I'll getcha good"
"How did you work that out?" James spat, "You've kept me here for what? Two weeks?"
"Yeah, and haven't they been the best 14 ½ days ever?" she sighed
"Okay, I've already planned it - here's how it's gonna be
I'm gonna love you and - you're gonna fall in love with me
Yeah, yeah" she nodded.
"Never." He sneered "because I don't own my heart to give away, it will always belong to Vic" he sighed, missing the dangerous flash in her eyes.
"No, I'm gonna getcha baby I'm gonna knock on wood
I'm gonna getcha somehow honey yeah, I'm gonna make it good
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah" She said mainly talking to herself, not noticing Victoria sneak in, quietly Victoria put her to sleep with a 'tap' to the head.
"Oh, yeah
so, don't try to run honey, love can be fun
There's no need to be alone when you find that someone
Oh, I'm gonna getcha, I'm gonna getcha real good
Yeah, you can betcha, oh, I'm gonna getcha just like I should, I'll getcha good
Oh, I'm gonna getcha good!" The human mumbled in her deep sleep.
"How did you find me?" James asked Victoria, wide eyed,
"The blonde female told me, she has a weakness for the blonde vampire Joshua? No Jasper!..." Victoria explained, she then looked at the human again and frowned, "Who knew the psycho listens to country..." Victoria groaned untying her mate, before they both running out of the room Libby had used as a stage for her deranged idea...