A/N

This was something my mind came up with around one in the morning before going to sleep imagining Constantine, Jean and Sam coming down with and getting guy flu p,us talking to my guy friend Artie inspired more of it because Constantine and Sam would go from tough guys to who,peering, snotty messes or drama Kings with guy flu he-he.

Also Poe my new eagle OC who is Sam's estranged cousin would be like that too plus I'm writing an introductory story for him

I hope peop,e enjoy

It was November and the start of Flu Season but in the Napeleon house where Sam lived with Jean his friend he could hear sneezes worrying the eagle male because it wasn't him plus he had gotten his flu shot so he thought he wouldn't get the flu or guy flu as they called it seeing a sluggish Jean walk into the kitchen dressed for work but he looked sickly, worrying Sam.

"Jean sweetie, are you okay?" Sam asked.

"I'm good Sammy, don't worry." Jean said coughing.

Sam put a finger claw gently on the Frenchman's head feeling a high temperature meaning he was coming down with something but he wanted Jean to rest.

"Aww my poor adorable Jean, you're getting the flu, or guy flu!

Maybe you should stay home, rest." Sam said giving him coffee.

"I have to go to work, sick or not." Jean told him.

Sam sighed seeing him leave after hugging him goodbye but Jean accidentally sneezed on Tne eagle male making Sam sigh.

"Just be careful, Jeanbug." he said to himself.

He was going upstairs to Tne guest room where his estranged cousin Poe was sleepy and in his huge nest bed cuddling his plush vampire eagle since he was half vampire but didn't drink blood but he saw Poe sit up.

"Priyet Sam, you okay?" Poe asked.

"Yes and no, because Jean has guy flu and I'm worried for him." Sam said.

"Oh boy, guy flu isn't good, it makes guys like you and me into drama kings!" Tne grey feathered young eagle male to,d him.

"Whoa Poe it's okay but we need to get you your flu shot." Sam said seeing Poe's finger claws in his lace gloves shake.

"Poe as Ypur older cousin and caretaker, I care about your well being and guy flu is vicious." Sa said.

"Okay, I'll do it." Poe said as Sam petted his grey feathered head seeing him go back to sleep curling under the blankets.

Sam was getting ready to leave for work but left food for Poe leaving the house hoping things would be okay.

At his apartment Constantine had just awoke after peaceful dreams of ruling Tne world like he'd ruled a certain gulag in Siberia but he was feeling funny unaware flu germs had entered his system wreaking havoc on his immune system as sneezes emitted making him chuckle, since he stayed here during Winter instead of going home to Russia, plus he kept to himself doing karate among other things like going to a certain theatre and bugging his American cousin.

Plus he was friends with Sam's shy cousin Poe who was half vampire but harmless but heard his iPhone buzz guessing it was Kermit saying he needed his flu shot making the Bad Frog snort hanging up.

"I don't need shot, I lived in Russia-" he said sneezing like mad.

He found some tissues in the mess of a kitchen counter which had his iPhone charger, blueprints, mouldy pizza among other things blowing into a tissue but he was going about his day beginning to feel sluggish.

"I need to take a break, and don't care if Good Frog yelled.