Ok, so this is the Spoofed Version of Season One of Avatar the Last Airbender. I edited out some really pointless scenes, and added some really weird stuff, so, enjoy!

Disclaimer: I don't own Avatar the Last Airbender. DiMartino and Koneitzko do, and boy do I wish I were them.

Avatar Season 1 Spoof

Will it be funny?

I will certainly try. But it depends on your sense of humor

Will it be strange?

WILL IT BE STRANGE???! OF COURSE!

Should I get popcorn?

And candy and soda! Concession stand is down the hall to the left.

Book One: Water

Chapter One: The Boy in the Iceberg

Me: -reading from script- Earth, Air, Water, Fire…This opening sequence is too long.

The basic idea is everyone's in the middle of a war and the only one who can stop it is the Avatar. The Earth Kingdom is fighting against the Fire Nation led by the incredibly awesome and cool and buff and muscular and perfect Fire Lo---HEY!! WHO EDITED THIS SCRIPT???!!!

Ozai: Meee… BUT I AM BUFF!

Azula: No you're not. You're wearing an Inflato-Suit.

Ozai: I am NOT!

Katara: -sticks him with a pin- hehe I always wanted to do that.

Inflato-Suit: -deflates-

Azula: SEEE! I told you so! Come on dad… -drags him off stage-

Me: Can we please get on with this? …. OK. The setting is the South Pole with two kids in a kayak…

Sokka: CAPTAIN! ICEBERG AHEAD!

Katara: -facepalm- -hits him with a fish-

Sokka: Eww gross! A fish!

Katara: -smirks-

Kayak: -steers itself into a rip current- HAHA SUCKERS!!!

Katara and Sokka: AAAAHHHH!

Sokka: TITANIC! EMERGENCY! GUYS WITH PONYTAIL-TOPKNOTS FIRST!

A few seconds later they are stranded on a floating piece of ice

Sokka: great. Can't you use you magic to get us out of here?

Me: of course she can't. That would mess up the entire story.

Sokka: Can YOU get us out of here?

Me: nooo… technically I don't exist in this world. –presses button on virtual reality remote- OFF TO HOGWARTS!

Katara: WILL YOU SHUT UP!-throws a hissy fit and accidentally cracks the big piece of ice behind her-

A large chunk of ice falls off and reveals a hemispherical glowing iceberg.

Sokka: Pretty lights…

Katara:-points to big, hemispherical glowing iceberg- Hey, what's that.

Because obviously their piece of ice is drifting right towards it.

Katara: Hey! There's a guy in there! And a big furry thing!

Me: APPA!!!!

Sokka: What are you doing back? -looks at script- of course there is. The episode we're spoofing is called "the boy in the iceberg".

Katara: we've got to get him out of there!

Sokka: how smart. Release a weird guy in a glowing iceberg with a giant furry monster.

Sulley: I take offense to that.

Sokka: why can't we just go home?

Me: -glares at him-

Sokka: oh riiiight… because that would mess up the entire story.

Me: are you mocking me?

Sokka: what if I AM???

Me: Wanna MESS???

Sokka: It's go time.

Katara: -steals his boomerang and starts whacking at the iceberg-

Jet of steam: -shoots out and hits Sokka- Ha ha!

Katara: -whacks iceberg with Sokka's club-

Iceberg: -Breaks apart-

Aang: -staggers out- braiiins…

Me: o-kaaay… RETAKE SCENE!

Aang: -staggers out and falls into Katara's arms-

Katara: JEEZ! You need to eat less!

Aang: I'm not fat!

Me: He-looo, you're supposed to be unconscious.

Aang: well I'm supposed to wake up now. –wakes up- where am I?

Sokka: how cliché

Aang: I've only been asleep for a few days…why's it all snowy? HEY! SNOW! WANNA GO PENGUIN SLEDDING?

Katara: Uh…okaaaaay…

Aang: WAIT! Appa! –jumps up and runs to where Appa is- This is my pet flying bison, Appa.

Me: Awww, he's so fuzzy…

Sokka: a flying bison? Bison will fly at the same time pigs do.

Pig: -flies by-

Sokka: WTF was that?

Katara: that was something I'm going to laugh in your face about when we get home.

Appa: -sneezes on Sokka-

Sokka: -covered in bison snot- EWWWWW!

But when the iceberg cracked, a jet of blue light shot into the air. And someone else has seen it…DUN DUN DUNNNNN…

Prince Zuko: Don't I look sexy with my armor and scar and awesome topknot and this serious look on my face-(pasted with a snowball)-HEY!

Nelson: Ha Ha!

Zuko: forgetting that… That light came from an otherworldly source! It MUST be the Avatar!

Uncle Iroh: or it's just the celestial lights.

Sokka: oooh, pretty lights…

Zuko: how did you get here! Go away!

Sokka: sowwy…

Iroh: have a cup of calming jasmine tea.

Zuko: I already had a cup of caffeinated tea!

Iroh: I can see that…

Zuko: Helmsman! Head a course for the light!

DUN DUN DUNNNNNNN…-

Back at the weird glowing iceberg thing…

Aang: -sneezes- -flies backward-

Katara: You're an Airbender!

Sokka: are we having a lot of sneezing going on here or what?

Me: you're disrupting the flow of the story.

Zuko: what-EVER.

Sokka: our kayak's smashed… how are we going to get home?

Aang: Appa can fly us there.

Sokka: HEY LOOK! CABLES!

Me: Shut up you!

Everyone: -gets on Appa-

Aang: Yip yip!

Appa:-jumps up and lands in the water- CANNONBALL! –starts swimming for the village-

Sokka: told ya so…

Katara: Shut up you!

Aang: why… is…Appa…taking…so…long…-falls asleep-.

Aang dreams about how he was caught in the iceberg and awakens at the village

Katara: -introducing Aang- okay everyone this is Aang, an Airbender.

Random person in crowd: Aren't Airbenders extinct like dinosaurs?

Dinosaur: -runs by- I'M NOT DEAD JUST YET!! –pasted with a snowball- -sued by P!nk-

Nelson: Ha ha!

Villagers: -welcome Aang. He is instantly popular with the little kids-

-and we skip a bunch of really pointless scenes showing how Aang makes friends with the villagers, and steals Sokka's little army of preschoolers. Because Sokka's no fun. So anyway they're penguin sledding now-

Aang: wait we shouldn't have skipped those scenes.

Director-Sergeant-Guy: yes we should have soldier. They were pointless. We need to get to the good stuff.

Katara: like jumping on penguins' backs and riding 'em down a hill!

Steve Irwin: crikey mate!

Aang: aren't you dead.

Steve Irwin: Yup.

Katara?

Aang: ok then. Let's get to the penguins.

-walks into the middle of a bunch of penguins-

Aang: Hey penguins! Who wants the honor of giving wonderful bald me a ride?

Penguins: FU. –waddle away-

Aang: Katara? Little help here?

Katara: You teach me Waterbending, I teach you to catch penguins. Deal…or no deal.

Aang: But I'm an Airbender!

Katara: right.

Aang: Why don't you go to the North Pole? There's a Water Tribe up there.

Katara: But we haven't had contact with our sister tribe in a long time.

Aang: well, I have a flying bison. I'll take you there; just teach me how to catch a penguin.

Katara: Ok. Observe the master. –throws Aang a fish-

Aang: Oh yuuuuuck! Anchovy! –but even though anchovies are eww gross disgusting, he is surrounded by hungry penguins- NOW you come to your senses!

-Aang and Katara penguin sled to an ice bank. They're having fun, then Aang sees a ship trapped in the ice bank-

Aang: what's that?

Katara: that's a Fire Navy ship and a bad memory for my people.

Aang: back up. Fire Navy? But I have friends in the Fire Nation!

Katara: there's been a war for 100 years.

Aang: 100 years? Do I look like a 112 year old man to you?

Zuko: yes.

Me: -hits him on the head and drags him off-

-Aang goes into the ship, Katara reluctantly following-

Aang: 100 years…

-not looking where he's going he springs a booby trap-

Katara: I told you it was booby trapped.

Aang: no you didn't.

Katara: I didn't? Oh yeah…

-arguing about whether Katara warned Aang they get trapped in the bridge-

Flare: -gets launched- Zeeky Boogy Doog! –a splodes-

Aang: let's go! –picks up Katara and using Airbending gets them out of the ship-

-Zuko has seen the flare and Aang and Katara escaping the ship-

Zuko: The last Airbender…the Avatar. –sees village- and his hiding place.

Random Dude: DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNN

Zuko: will you cut that out!

TO BE CONTINUED

If people like it I'll continue!