Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. I do own Bob and Joe, though.
This story is kinda weird. And very random. And weird.
One day, Sasuke shrunk to be about two and a half inches tall. In that form, he is known as a Chibi Idiot. A boy named Bob found him and put him in his pocket. Bob was searching for the train station that he had passed just moments ago when he bumped into a boy named Joe.
Bob's Pocket (Sasuke): Hi! I'm Sasuke!
Joe: Umm, what was that?
Bob: Uh…that was me! I'm…uh…Sasuke!
Bob's Pocket (Sasuke): No! I'm Sasuke!
Joe: Yea, I know you're Sasuke.
Bob: I know I am.
Joe: …
Bob's Pocket (Sasuke): This idiot isn't Sasuke, I am!
Joe: Did your pocket just talk?
Bob: No! Of course not!
Bob: Slaps pocket, squishing all contents (Sasuke) that's inside.
Joe: Did you just slap your pocket?
Bob: No I didn't. But my pocket knows if it says anything stupid, I'll squish it!
Joe: …Okaaaay… That's weird.
Joe's Pocket (Gaara): I'm Gaara.
Bob: Eww! You are?!
Joe: Um…yea.
Bob: So where's the big fat gourd?
Joe: Uh…I lost it.
Bob: How could you lose something that ugly? You should be able to find it in a
second!
Joe's Pocket (Gaara): I'm Gaara.
Bob: Umm, I know that.
Joe: Yea, I know.
Joe's Pocket (Gaara): I'm Gaara.
Joe: Slaps pocket.
Bob: Did you just slap your pocket?
Joe: No.
Bob: What's that lumpy thing in there?
Joe: What lumpy thing?
Joe: Puts hand in pocket.
Joe: Takes out Gaara's gourd.
Joe: Damn! The gourd!
Joe: Throws the gourd behind him.
I don't know how, but somehow, the gourd flies around the world, then comes up behind Bob, flies in his pocket, and knocks Sasuke unconscious.
Bob's Pocket (Sasuke): Yeooooowwwwch!
Joe: Eww, what was that?
Bob: Um…my pocket?
Bob and Joe: Stands there for a while, finally realizing and understanding obvious things.
Joe and Bob: YOU HAVE A CHIBI IDIOT, DON'T YOU?!
(Chibi Idiot refers to the little two and a half inch Sasuke and Gaara.)
Bob: Yea, mine's Sasuke. And I'm really Bob.
Joe: I know. Mine's Gaara, and I'm really Joe.
Bob: Eww! Your name is Joe?
Joe: "Eww"? Why'd you say that?
Bob: 'Cause your name's ugly!
Joe: What?! Well…your name's fat!
Bob: How can my name be fat?!
Joe's Pocket (Gaara): Of course you're fat. Everyone's fat. Except me, of course.
Bob: Glares at Joe's pocket.
Bob: Okay, I feel stupid glaring at a pocket. Take Gaara out.
Joe: No. This way you'll look and feel stupid at the same time.
Bob: Damn you John. At least I'm not ugly.
Joe: First of all, I'm Joe, and you're right. You're not just ugly, you're fat too!
Joe's Pocket (Gaara): I totally agree with you, Joe, but you're also fat.
Bob and Joe: Glares at Joe's pocket.
Bob and Joe: Slaps Joe's pocket, squishing Gaara.
Bob: Slaps his own pocket and squishes Sasuke for no good reason.
THE END
I know that this story was pointless, but please give reviews!!!