GoodLuckMotherFuckers: Well... this idea came random into my mind, thought it could work with my other fanfic "Honor My Wife" But I think it would work better as werid One-shot. So enjoy! I do not own bleach.


Orihime let out a soft pout standing in the now open classroom. But as faith would have it, even though school had ended and almost everyone had scurry on home. One red head soul reaper remained behind…

"Oi! Orihime," Grey eyes turn to look at the red head soul reaper who seem to have magically appear right in front of her.

"Hello Renji-kun" Orihime greeted.

"Why are you still here? School ended an hour ago." Renji ruff voice asked. However the only response he seemed to receive from the healer was a small shrug.

"So you heard about Ichigo and Rukia date then?" Renji carefully asked noticing Orihime wasn't her usual chipper self.

"Hai" Orihime spoke softly looking down.

"Hmm" Renji hummed, looking around the room only to pause. "Want to do the nasty on Kurosaki school desk?" Renji cheekily grinned then letting out a loud laughter right after at his joke.

"Okay, Renji-kun" Orihime suddenly declared; stopping Renji laughter right then and there.

"Let's do that" Orihime said softly smiling at the blushing red soul reaper who looked like he ate his tongue.


GoodLuckMotherFuckers: Um...Review? Don't like the ending _ Might re-fix it later.