A.N : I really don't know what kind of Fanfiction this is. Because I'm here. I'm really not sure. I'm not even sure if I should upload it but then again, I wanna show my other side when I'm bored and just feels like making crap out of my favorite pairing. ^^

Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN NARUTO! OKAY!? Don't get mad if you didn't like it,.

Story is about… how things must go before I die. So, here's what I want to happen.

...,before i die...

i wanna.,,,

-hug my AA family

-say goodbye

-say my last and final poem

-publish my fanfic to serve as my memory

-make something memorable

-revive the uchiha!!

naruto: wtf?!?!

val: i mean... let naruto rervive the uchiha!!

sai: ...

naruto: oh.. w-what!?!??!

val: face it naruto... sasuke doesnt like girls...

naruto: and im not a girl!?!

val: ....

naruto: oh yeah, im not!!! but no way in hell im gonna help sasuke revive the uchiha...

sai: aww, how cute., someones gonna be M-preg...*smirk*

naruto: what's M-preg?

sai: aww... he's so cute when he's so dumb...

naruto: who's cute?!?

sai: awwww... *pats naruto's head*

val: ...anyway...thats one thing i wanna happen before i die!

sai: get sasuke inside naruto?

val: yeah!! *smiles*

naruto: I think im gonna die..

sai: you want that to happen before you die? *smiles*

val: yeah...

sai: ok then, I'll kill you tomorrow. *smirks at naruto*

val: ...

sai: sasuke in naruto.. sasuke in naruto...

val: ok back to my list..

sai: you wanna see yaoi action before you die, you wanna meet the creator of Naruto before you die...

val: hah! there's more to that....

sai: i mean, you wanna meet kishimoto-san before you die so that you could ask a picture of sasunaru..

val: oh youre sooo evil,... i love it!

sai: i know you do..

Sai: TIME TO KILL val-chan!!

Val: weeee..... sasuke in naruto!

Sai: before you die, i would like to present... sasuke in naruto!

Val: weeeeee.. i will die happy...

Naruto: nooo!!! if val-chan will die, then... who would be the yaoi queen??

Sasuke: *whew kill her now! dobe is sooo...*

Sai: shes the yaoi queen!?!?

Naruto: y-yeah??

Sai: why didnt anyone tell me?!? val-chan, val-chan!, me won't kill you but.. are you really the yaoi queen? *eyes sparkles*

Val: y-yeah...?

Sai: weee... then, if you dont wanna die, i command you to command them that will command sasuke to command naruto to do what he commanded!!

Val: ok... Sasuke, i command yaoi...

Sasuke: *smirk*

Naruto: noooooooooooo!!! SASUKE!?!? wtf!!

Sai: ...

Val: ...

Naruto: my show is not a GAY SHOW!!

Sai: we're not taping it. It's a 15 minute break since kishimoto-san is out drinking coffee...

Naruto: darn you fangirls!!!

Sai: awww, im a fangirl...

Val: sai, you're creepy...but i love it!! tee hee...