The Blood Gulch Rap
Featuring Franklin Delano Donut AKA Double-O-Donut
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Franklin Donut, yeah, that's me!
I'm a force of natural beauty
And above all, I've always been
Secure in my femininity!
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My hair is nice and straight
My nails are shiny and they're great
My assets can't be denied
(And work as perfect sailor-bait!)
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People say I taste like sugar
They say I'm made of spice
Just ask the Blood Gulchers and they'll tell you
That I'm super-duper nice!
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But to clear a few things up
Say I'm "pink" and I'll cut you up...
A piece of double-chocolate cake
And some soy milk in a cup!
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I'm a writer, I'm a poet
I'm your best friend (but you might not know it)
I love to sing, I love to dance
(Especially when it involves taking off our pants!)
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So come in, sit down, let's talk
Because you know I've got the power
To make all your dreams come true
Just visit during my daily wine and cheese hour
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A/N: I'm sorry, I just - I just couldn't resist, you know? :D