Note: I'm just doing this for fun whenever I feel like it, so I might not update a lot, and there might be some spelling/grammar errors.
If you'd like me to fix them, PM me.
Anyways, in this story, it's just kinda like the skits you find in the "tales of" series of games. Most of the tales characters
get lost in the same place and talk about random stuff.
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Cless: Huh? Where are we? I can't see a thing beyond a foot!
Klaus: Is it just me, or does it feel like there are other people in here?
Lloyd: Ugh… What happened?
Zelos: It's dark in here… Sheena, feel free to hold on to me if you're scared, cuz there might be ghosts here.
Sheena: Pervert!
Luke: It's so dark… Ahhh!! Are those voices the ghosts!?
Tear: Eek!
Anise: Did you say something, Tear?
Tear: EEK! I-I mean, no! N-not at all!
Yuri: I have a feeling that somehow, we got transported to some dark place that we don't know with people from other worlds in here.
Rita: Let's find out if you're right! FIREBALL!!!
(Dimly lights up place)
Yuri: Never expected to be right.
Karol: AAH!!! Don't light me on fire!
Practically everyone: Hey! Who are you!? And I can see, but it's still super dark!
Rita: Darn! There's too little fire and not a lot to burn!
Arche: Ooh! I can use fireball!
Genis: Me too!
Jade: Well, I guess I could provide some light, too.
Rita: OK, I have no idea who you are, but we need fire, so find something to burn!
Arche: Hmm… Now what shall I burn…?
Cless: How about Klaus's spellbooks?
Klaus: NO! Not my spellbooks! I need them to summon, you know!
Cless: C'mon, man! You never read them when you summon, anyways!
Klaus: But it's my diary!
All: …
Suzu: Here you go, Arche.
Klaus: W-hey! How did you take it!?
Suzu: It was easy. I think it would be more reasonable to burn them.
Arche: Teehee… Thanks!
Genis: *sigh* We don't have anything to burn…
Raine: Think, Genis! Think!
Lloyd: How about Raine using barrier on Genis, then lighting his head on fire?
Raine : Excellent idea, Lloyd!
Genis: WHAT!?!? Do you know how much more valuable my head is compared to yours, Lloyd?
Lloyd: Sorry, the decision has been made!
Genis: This totally blows…
Jade: Now what could I burn… Luke, what about your hair?
Luke: What!? You know it'll burn my scalp, right? Oh wait, you do!
Jade: Don't worry, We'll cut it.
Luke: That's even worse!
Anise: Thanks for the knife Tear!
Tear: Hey! Don't take that!
Luke! NO CUTTING MY HAIR!
Natalia: Flailing around like a child… Luke! That's no way a noble should act!
Luke: Hmph…
Anise: There! I cut it!
Rita: Care to be a volunteer torch, Karol?
Yuri: Cut the Captain some slack. And besides, he wouldn't make good fuel.
Rita: Then give me your bag, Karol.
Karol: Hey! Anything but that!
Rita: If we burn the maps in here, we should have 10 minutes worth of fire!
(Everyone burns the item they chose)
Klaus: I just recorded the way to form a pact with Origin in my diary…
Genis: I hope Raine's barrier doesn't wear out…
Luke: My beautiful hair…
Karol: All my hard work has gone up in flames… literally…
Zelos: Awsome! The cave is light!
Kratos: Yes, but how do we get out?
Guy: Good question…