Hello friends! I came back once again for the wonder of writing and insanity! YAY INSANITY!!! Anyway, this is a therapy home for anime characters that have hard lives and need help…of just need to beat someone up! My friend what2callmyslf is here, but because I'm lazy, we're both getting names (and no, these aren't our real names…and if you don't believe me, go look in my bio):
MeKate
What2callmelfLynn
Got that everyone? Ok! Here we go! My puppy muse Scribble will do the disclaimer!
Scribble: We don't own any characters that appear in this story. We don't even own a therapy house. All that is here is a sleep deprived authoress and one that's high on sugar.
Welcome to Therapy!
It was a nice day outside, which doesn't really matter, considering the people are inside. In a small therapy house are two girls, one tall and one short. In the room with them was a tall blonde man.
The shorter one smiled. "Hi! I'm Kate, and welcome to the Anime Therapy Clinic! Here we are going to help famous anime characters work out their problems!"
The taller one nodded. "That's right! Since we know anime characters have so many issues, we want to give them a little help! I'm Lynn, and here to help us is none other than Vash the Stampede!"
"Um, why am I here?"
"Because we need someone to drag the people in here! You're perfect for the job!" Kate exclaimed.
"And while you're here, let's start with you!" Lynn decided.
"Why me?"
"Cause we said so! You have several sad stories to tell! You have to fight your own brother to protect the humans, you had to kill Legato, and your friend Wolfwood died."
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Vash wailed and cried remembering Wolfwood.
"AWWWWWWWWWWW!" both girls cried running over to him and giving him a hug. He calmed down a little and felt better. Then he tried to touch the smaller girl….
"NOT ON YOUR LIFE!" Kate screamed, kicking him away.
"We both have boyfriends, you know," Lynn added.
Vash looked very sad.
"Now what can we do to make you feel better?" asked Kate.
"I know! Let's bring Wolfwood back to life!" Lynn cried!
Lynn ran over to a computer and started to type. Vash stared, completely confused, but when she finished typing, Wolfwood magically appeared in the room!
"Huh? What am I doing here?" he asked.
"WOLFWOOD! YOU'RE ALIVE!" Vash screamed, getting him in a death grip hug.
"Let me go needle- noggin, or you'll kill me again!" Wolfwood wheezed.
"Yeah, Vash let him go, he needs to breathe," Lynn said.
Vash let go, still smiling and quite happy.
"Get him in the waiting room, I think he'll need help too," Kate decided.
"Ok, with that done, onto the others! First up is juvenile delinquent, spirit detective, Yusuke Urameshi!" Lynn called.
"Um…am I supposed to go get him?" Vash asked.
"YES!" both girls screamed.
"But I don't know who he is!"
"He's the guy with black hair in green," Kate described.
Vash walked outside to the waiting room to find two people by that description. He walked over to them. "Which one of you is Yusuke?" he asked.
"That one!" the boy in an all green uniform said, pointing to the one in green pant like things and a yellow shirt.
Before the other boy could yell, "He's lying!" Vash picked him up and dragged him into the room.
Lynn took one look and yelled, "BAKA! THAT'S NOT YUSUKE! THAT'S YAHIKO!"
"Huh? But he's in green and had black hair, and the other boy said it was him!"
"DUH! THAT WAS YUSUKE! HE WAS LYING TO YOU!!!" Kate yelled.
"That wasn't nice," Vash mumbled. He put Yahiko back into the room and dragged Yusuke in.
"Let me out! I don't have any problems!"
"That's what they all say," Lynn muttered.
"Let's see…." Kate pulled out a notepad. "You never even seen your father, your mom's always drunk, you've died three times, you always get beat up by demons, and recently you've been manipulated by a unknown force."
(A/N: SORRY FOR THE SPOILERS, THOSE WHO DON'T KNOW!)
Yusuke looked down, but as the two girls looked closer, they could see tears forming there. Vash had already started crying, wailing, "THAT'S SO SAD!! I NEVER MET MY PARENTS EITHER!!! POOR YUSUKE!!!"
The two girls went over and hugged Yusuke, and he felt slightly better.
"Now, I know what to do to make you feel better!" Kate cried. She went over to the computer and started typing. Reizen appeared.
"Where am I?" the ancient demon ruler asked. He tried to move to escape, but couldn't.
"You're in our therapy house!" Lynn cried.
"And you can't move, because this computer can do anything I ask it to, and I made it so you're frozen. You see, Yusuke, this s the guy who was controlling you. Feel free to beat him up for it!" Kate added.
"ALRIGHT!" Yusuke yelled and promptly beat his ancestor into the ground.
Vash stared. "Can't we all just get along?" he asked.
Yusuke finished, and Reizen disappeared. "Thanks. I DO feel much better!"
"You're welcome!" Lynn and Kate said and Yusuke left.
"Let's do one more for today! Let's do Yahiko Myojin!" Lynn decided.
"He's the one you brought in earlier," Kate told Vash.
Vash went out to the waiting room and dragged in a kicking screaming Yahiko.
"Put me down! I don't want to go! Stop it!" He swung his kendo at Vash.
(A/N: Help! I have no idea when it comes to weapons! If I'm wrong, please don't hurt me! I'm sorry!)
"Ow! That wasn't nice! You shouldn't hurt people for no reason!" Vash whined as he put Yahiko in the room.
"Yahiko, do we need to put you in a straight jacket?" Lynn asked.
"A what?"
"Never mind…." Kate mumbled.
"Why am I even here? I don't need to be here!"
"Here we go again," Kate sighed. "Lynn?"
Lynn pulled out her separate notepad. "You're parents died when you were very young, you were forced to live with a gang of thieves for a long time, and throughout the series, everyone beats you mercilessly."
Yahiko looked the same way Yusuke did, and Vash started crying again. "WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DIE REM? WHY???"
The two girls went over and hugged Yahiko. "I think I can help you feel better!" Lynn cried, going over to her computer. When she typed, the man from the band of thieves appeared.
"What the bleep?"
Kate scowled. "I don't want any curses in my story, so if you curse, you get bleeped out."
"Don't you want to beat him up, Yahiko?" Lynn asked.
"OH YEAH!" Yahiko screamed and went to beat up the guy with his wooden sword.
The girls laughed and Vash shook his head. Eventually, Yahiko knocked him unconscious and stopped. The guy disappeared. "I do feel better!" Yahiko decided. "Thanks you two!" He walked out of the clinic.
"Your welcome!" both girls called after him.
Kate looked up. "Well, that's all for today, folks. Thank you for reading this little story. If you thought it was funny, please review…these chapters take a long time to type, so this will give the authoress inspiration to type faster!"
Lynn nodded. "We hope to update again soon, and we hope you liked it! Until next time!"
-titangirl161
-What2callmyself