A/N: This is NOT an example of what I think is a good story. It's just a parody I made while I was EXTREMELY bored, so any genuine flames will be invalid.
Try not to barf while reading, I do not own YJ, and MapleDragon is not responsible for any physical or mental damage this fanfic may cause.
HAAIIiiIiIi mai naim is mArissha leonada sparkle srainbow shining sundrop love hearts cupids breezeshimmer fucktard water sunset kestrel butterfly silver gold sapphire beauty diamonds dementia fruitofteloom victoria'ssecretmodel iris rose belle doe horse unicorn Magical Princess of Sparkels.
i hav the most bootiful hair that is chestnut brown with natural streaks of pink gold blue white and silver, my eyes are rainbow if yoo look at them closely (whoever does is forever entranced),my skin looks like porcalein and i am skinny enough to be a supermodel which i already am for every fashion show, and i have a magical singing voice that makes anyone do anything that i want and i can run super fast i have better hearing than superman i am stronger than anyone evar but i don't have teh gross mussles and i am like AMAZO - witch means i can copy any ability, and i can be da best at anything i want to be without trying. THa's y Batman had been keepin an i on mee (no doubt to do it with me) since i was littl soo i coold joyn a sooper secret club called Young justice with all of da kiddies of teh league, which i joined sins i am amazing and powerful. i am da leader of da league bcuz i am better dan anyone der, but i still hang out wiht da yj league becuz i don't like doing work like leading the league, and i luv my byfiedn robin, hoo made me da leade r of teh yj also.
so like mee and mai boyfirend robindaboywander wear going too teh mall too by the nooest outfits for mee bcause he is rich and i deserv teh desiner cloths bcaus i want them nd tat's reason enoff. aNeewai he said too me "mArissha leonada sparkle srainbow shining sundrop love hearts cupids breezeshimmer fucktard water sunset kestrel butterfly silver gold sapphire beauty diamonds dementia fruitofteloom victoria'ssecretmodel iris rose belle doe horse unicorn Magical Princess of Sparkels, i luv yoo, yoo r soo pretty and bueatuful." "thnx robin i luve yoo to." "let me get yoo teh most bootiful jewleery their is bcaus yoo are so amazing congratz on winiing the election for da prex of the USA." den i started too cry becuz the letter u remindied me uv mai abusive past with my foster family after my parentz died in a horrible dancing accident wit da queen of Kazigstahn and da letter u reminds me of mai past becuz abusive has a latter u in it. robin quickly comes to me and wips away my tears wit his gloves "mArissha leonada sparkle srainbow shining sundrop love hearts cupids breezeshimmer fucktard water sunset kestrel butterfly silver gold sapphire beauty diamonds dementia fruitofteloom victoria'ssecretmodel iris rose belle doe horse unicorn Magical Princess of Sparkels don't cri im sarry for reminding yoo of yer horribleds past." "it's ok rbin i luvs yoo" he kisses mee gently at ferst but it soon gets moar pashonate we do it on teh floar it wuz amazing. but i wanted to marry him soon but he didn't want to yet (even doe we wear 13, which is old enuff) so even though we oosed protekshun i made triplets foarm in me and so he married me to protekt his repootashun andwe lived happily evar after ThHe ENd,,,.../
Now excuse me while I go find my sanity.