Kimblee's happy song
Disclaimer: I cant draw for shit so what makes you think I can make the epical awesomeness that is FMA. I also cant sing so I dont own the song "happy" by Liam Lynch.
Kimblee: I dont understand, why do I have to do this?
Me: Cause I said. Lets go.
Kimblee: I'm really special cause there's only one of me! Look at my smile I'm so damn happy people are jealous of me! When I'm sad and lonely I like to sing this song! It cheers me up and shows me I wont be sad for long! OH OH OH! I'm so happy I can barely breathe! Puppy dogs, sugar frogs and kittens baby teeth! Watch out all you mothers, I'm happy it's hardcore! Happy as a coupon for a twenty dollar whore! HA HA HA! I'm really happy, I'm sugarcoated me! Happy good, anger bad that's my philosophy! I cant do this man, I'm not happy.
Me: Tough, now sing.
Kimblee: Fine. I am really special cause there's only one of me! Look at my smile I'm so damn happy people are jealous of me! These are my lovehandles and this is my spout; But if you tip me over mama said knock you out! I'm special, I'm happy, I'm gonna heave! Welcome to my happy world now get your shit and leave! I'm happy, I'm good, I'm- I'm OUTTA HERE!
Camera guy (Steve): Wait, Kimblee!
Kimblee: SCREW YOU!
Steve: Kimblee! Kim-
Me: No. We'll do this when he's happy. Let him blow someone up first.