A/N: This is a weird crackfic that I'm making up while I'm writing it, so bear with me...
"Kelton! KELTON?" Pennsylvania screamed while shaking his best friend. Kelton(New Jersey) was totally KO'ed. It was a crazy night for him at the club they went to last night, and next thing they knew, they were naked in a bed together that morning. FLASHBACK TIEM.
"HEY WILLIAM(Pennsylvania), WANNA GO TO A CLUB WITH ME TONIGHT, IT"S GOING TO BE RAD!" Kelton said. "Sure!" William beamed brightly. "By the way, what the hell is a club?" William asked obliviously. "IT"S THE MOST MAGICAL PLACE ON EARTH!" Kelton said excitedly. "AWESOMEEEEE~" William replied, still oblivious.
FAST FORWARD TO THE CLUB "Yo waiter dude, give me two beers!" William shouted from across the table. "Ok...wait aren't you two a bit young for drinks?" "No way, were like 200 years old!" William replied. "Ok...whatever you say," he said handing them there beers. A FEW DRINKS LATER~ "I JUST WANTED YOU TO LOVE ME MAN, THATS ALL I ASKED FOR!" Kelton slurred. "I"M THE FUCKING NUMBER ONE PRINCESS IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD, SO YOU GOTTA TREAT ME THAT WAY, OK?" William sung-slurred. "WHADDA BLODDYELL AREYA TALKINBOUT!(What the bloody hell are you talking about)" Kelton screamed. "DO YOU WANNA HAVE SEX?" William said. "HELL YEAH!" Kelton replied, and they drove back home.
BACK TO THE ORIGINAL SCENE~ "William..what the hell happened last night?" Kelton said tiredly. "I don't know, I think we had hardcore sex." WIlliam replied. "Wanna do it again?" "Hell yeah!"