To: Great_Hair
From: Blond_Bennet_Babe
Hey Chrissy!
I miss you so much that I decided to send you an email. You promised you'd come visit me this weekend!
What kind of message was that on my cell phone? Sorry? Come on Chrissy, you can do better than that. Tell me a light fell on you or something! Well…that's a bit extreme because then I'd worry but if you broke your leg then maybe you could come home!
Chris, this is weird, living without you, I thought I could do it but it's strange not seeing you everyday. Who am I supposed to torture now? Our neighbors? Then they'd finally have reason to evict us and I'd be a hobo on the street! Or I'd have to move back to Quebec with my parents…
This is getting confusing; I'm going to go watch 300 or something.
Love you Christopher,
Scott.
To: Blond_Bennet_Babe
From: Great_Hair
Who are you again?
To: Great_Hair
From: Blond_Bennet_Babe
What?!!! Did you actually find a sexy intern and forget all about me?
Damn you!
To: Blond_Bennet_Babe
From: Great_Hair
I was kidding baby.
I miss you too. I miss you so much it's insane. You have no idea how annoying these kids are, well, actually you do, you worked with them too…
I'm sorry about not visiting, you know how much I wanted to, but damn, these kids, the drama was too much; I couldn't leave and miss it. You saw the torture I was able to inflict.
Although I do almost wish I could break my leg and have a certain blond be my nurse. Do we still have that nurse's outfit you wore for Halloween?
Thinking about you living in our apartment all alone is infuriating, who's going to cuddle you or make you melt with pleasure or make sure you take your medicine?
And don't worry about getting evicted; our landlord is paid too well to kick out his best tenants. And if you did become a hobo, don't you dare go back to your parents! Your mom hates me still and if you think an hour is long distance, compare that to being almost a country apart!
And no, I forbid you from watching anything with dreamy guys in it, the only guy you're allowed to drool over is me! And who could blame you really?
Love you too baby,
Chris.
To: Great_Hair
From: Blond_Bennet_Babe
Oh Gerard!
Ahem, hello Chris, Scott is "busy" at the moment and asked me to finish this email for him. At least I think that's what he asked through the moans…
He misses you and you must hurry back since his work ethic is declining in your absence. But don't worry, I'll "whip" him into shape. Hmm, speaking of whips, I wonder if Scott and Gerard would be interested in a threesome…
Scott really is a yummy piece of ass Chris; you wouldn't want him to get inexperienced in your absence would you?
I thought as much; see you when you get back.
Yours truly,
Ricardo Sauvé
To: Blond_Bennet_Babe
From: Great_Hair
Haha, very funny Scott.
To: Great_Hair
From: Blond_Bennet_Babe
Well that's what you get for bringing up that nurse's outfit. Sure, it's sexy, but that skirt is way too short Christopher! And how dare you say I can't drool over Gerard Butler or any other man, that's not fair! You work with Justin day in and day out, that kid is jailbait just waiting to happen!
And what makes you think I don't just have sexual fantasies about you and only you?
To: Blond_Bennet_Babe
From: Great_Hair
Justin? Like I care about that bastard. And that skirt is the reason I like that outfit, I think it should be shorter.
What kind of fantasies?
To: Great_Hair
From: Blond_Bennet_Babe
If it was any shorter, there'd be no skirt!
And I dunno, fantasies of me in a nurse's outfit, sponge bathing my poor patient who broke his leg on a movie lot. Or there's the one of me in leather shorts and chains, slave to the handsome dictator. My favorite though is the one where the sadistic troll ravishes the fairy princess in his magical trailer.
Have you figured out a way around Heather's restraining order yet?
To: Blond_Bennet_Babe
From: Great_Hair
Exactly ;)
I like all those ideas especially that second one. Mwahaha, but what do you mean Troll?
And as for Heather, I found a loophole. She said you couldn't work on site, she said nothing about me having a special guest stay with me…
To: Great_Hair
From: Blond_Bennet_Babe
I'll be there in less than two hours.
Yay! I love you!
Would you rather I made you a goblin or something?
To: Blond_Bennet_Babe
From: Great_Hair
There's a limo waiting outside, get your ass over here now fairy princess.
To: Great_Hair
From: Blond_Bennet_Babe
As you wish Mr. Troll, I cannot wait to negotiate with you.
To: Blond_Bennet_Babe
From: Great_Hair
Yeah yeah, just bring the nurse's outfit and a lot of lube!
To: Great_Hair
From: Blond_Bennet_Babe
Well, if I need clothes then maybe I shouldn't come…
To: Blond_Bennet_Babe
From: Great_Hair
Grr, just get here NOW Scott!
To: Great_Hair
From: Blond_Bennet_Babe
Well, if you're gonna be demanding then you can forget about it!
To: Blond_Bennet_Babe
From: Great_Hair
I love you Scott.
To: Great_Hair
From: Blond_Bennet_Babe
Shall I bring the mango flavored body wash as well Christopher?
To: Blond_Bennet_Babe
From: Great_Hair
You're killing me here…
To: Great_Hair
From: Blond_Bennet_Babe
That's a yes then?
888
And there ya have it, I was bored and this sounded brilliant in my head…
I hope you enjoyed it.
I do not own Gerard Butler or TDA but owning Scott makes it worth it.
Ta-ta my loverlies,
Review!