Shikamary had heard their school would get together with another school. Two small schools couldn't make it in the big world, they said, of course that seemed like bulshit to him. He saw right through it. Konoha high might have been small, or normal but this other school was huge. They just helped konoha out, they were too big, konoha too small, so they put a part of their school in the old lady's and vouilla, a crappy match up school.

Now shikamaru was not really someone to hate on other schools, actually he didn't really care, but this school was called Soul society higher school, and, c'mon that just sounds like an weird black magic club in an japanese shoujo anime.

Now shikamaru finally started noticing how everyone was getting to know each other, how the groups formed and rivalry between school became something obvious. Of course there were always the too friendly people, like some of his friends. And then I don't mean Kiba, or neji. Then I mean the blonde knockelhead. Shikamaru watched him with full interest and crisps in his mouth while he talked to some orange haired guy.

Shikamaru could hear them talk, incredibly amused by sasuke's face while they did. "Oh yeah, kakashi sencei was my sencei at the old school! I'm having..u uh.." "Shundei kyoraku?" "that's right" "Lucky! He's really nice, just be prepared for.. weirdness"

Naruto laughed happily, finally sticking out his hand "I'm naruto uzumaki!" "Ichigo kurosaki" "Awesome, we should hang out some time"

Sasuke rolled his eyes annoyed. "We should"

Finally he stepped in with his usual bored face "yeah, but not now, bye" "What?" both the western looking guys said "Another time, naruto come on" Sasuke walked away with naruto following-as always- while waving at his new made friend. They were scarily alike, Ichigo looked older but the two were totally European.

Shikamaru heard a loud bang beside him. "Fucking hell, how the hell does this work" Did he just hit the locker? "Hey you!" Shikamaru looked at him with a bored face. "what?" "How does this work?" "it's a scan system" Shikamaru awkwardly mumbled. "AInt no one gave me a fucking scan thing!" "Go ask one" The guy looked at his locker, dumbfounded, but not even noticing the bumb he made by hitting his brand new locker. "Fuck this shit" He mumbled tying his hair up again. "So you" "Shikamaru" shikamaru answered. "Guys like us got to stick together ya know" shikamaru awkwardly questioned his dark sounding words. "I'm talking bout the ponytail" He replied.

Okay, that was it for shikamaru. This guy was an bigger idiot the naruto, bigger than kiba or any of the guys. More retarted than ino.. and his ponytails length was also more close to her than to his, in fact.

"That's.. the reason we, what?" "Let's go" "Uh, no, I have to go to my lesson" "Who's your teacher?" "Mister urahara.." The redhead chuckled. "Whatever you do, don't touch the hat" "I.. wasn't planning to?"

"That's boring" Shikamaru quietly and confused looked at the grinning guy in front of him. "I'm renji" He said. "Shikamaru nara" "You already told me" Renji stated. "Only my first name" "well whatever" "Yeah…"

The redhead turned with an smile "See ya, Nara" "That rhymed" "I know, spend quite some time on it" Shikamaru lazily smiled and rolled his eyes. "Whatever"

I hope you like it!

Haha of coures you don't, it's like.. 3 words .

And an shikarenji one? Am I seriously the first doing this?

Am I retarted?

Beah,, don't care.

Enjoy.