A/N: This is what happens when I get bored and tired and eat lots of sugar. Enjoy!
"Alice?"
The shark stayed very still under the ocean's surface, hidden by the foam on top of the waves.
"Alice? Where are you?"
The shark watched as the human, its prey, carried on calling for 'Alice', getting closer and closer to the water's edge. The shark was hungry. It had eaten the birds that sat on the water's surface, and torn through battle ships and fought submarines to get to the tasty little morsels inside. A simple unguarded human like this was easy prey.
"Alice? This isn't funny! Where are you?"
The human sounded scared now, and fear made the prey taste sweeter. Finally! The human was close enough to… ATTACK!
Oz screamed as Alice jumped out of the bathtub, onto him and started biting his cheek.
"I got you, Oz! I got you! Don't I make a great shark?"
Oz looked away, grateful for the conveniently-placed bubbles that preserved Alice's modesty. Sighing, he picked her up and threw her back into the bathtub. Laughing, she resumed her game, ducking under the water and swimming over to a chewed-up fleet of toy boats, singing the Jaws theme as she got closer and closer.
Honestly, she made such a fuss about getting in the bath, and now she didn't want to get out. Oz went to get himself some dry clothes, feeling grateful that Break wasn't there to get her even more hyper.
"Get out, you perverted clown! What are you doing? Give my rubber ducks back! You sank the blue boat, that was the best one! Get out! No, stop tickling me, damn clown!"
Rolling his eyes, Oz walked away, listening to Alice scream more and more profanity. Maybe he should have stayed in the Abyss after all. At least it was quiet.
A/N: I know, I know, this is crap and I shouldn't have uploaded it. R&R, try not to be too mean.