A.N - My first Will and Grace thing that I've written, so be nice when you
review. (hint, hint) This is just a song-fic for Jack.it's not brilliant,
but then again - his singing isn't.
Disclaimer: None of this is mine. The song, 'Independent women' belongs to Destiny's Child, and Will and Grace and Karen, Jack etc belongs to.someone else. And I am no good at HTML.
/b'Co-dependant women' sung by Jack McFarland as part of his 'Just Jack!' one-man show. b\
Jack: Okay, people! People, listen! This is a part of 'Just Jack!' and it's a song I wrote about my wonderful friends, they're sitting at the back there, by the bar. Hi Karen, hi Grace. Will: Fine then.
Jack:
Gracey-poo, with my girl Will. Karen, see - this song's by me. McFarland's Angels, come on.
Uh uh uh
(Jack)
Question: Tell me what you think about me
I buy my own diamonds and I buy my own rings
Only ring your cell-y when I'm feeling lonely
When it's all over please get up and leave
Question: Tell me how you feel about this
Try to control me boy you get dismissed
Pay my own fun, oh and Will pays my own bills
Always 50/50 in relationships
(1 - Karen)
The shoes on her feet - Stan bought it
The clothes she's wearing - Stan bought it
The rock she's rocking - Stan bought it
'Cause she depends on him - If she wanted
The watch you're wearing - he'd buy it
The house she lives in - he bought it
The car she's driving - she bought it
She depends on him (she depends on him)
(2 - Grace)
All the women who are independent
Look at Gracey Adler
All the honeys who makin' money
Look at that designer
All the mommas who profit dollas
Go and order.curtains All the ladies who truly feel me
Go see Gracey Adler
(3 - Will)
Will I think you need to slim down a bit
McFarland how your Angels get pudgy bits
Will I think you need to slim down like that
McFarland your angel's getting really fat
(Karen)
Tell me how you feel about this
Who would I want if I would wanna live
He worked hard and sacrificed to get what she wants
Ladies, it ain't easy being independent
Question: How'd you like this knowledge that I brought
Bragging on that cash that Gracey paid you is to front
If you're gonna brag make sure it's Stan's money you flaunt
Depend on only him to give you what you want
1
2
3
Destiny's Child
Wassup?
You in the house?
Sure 'nuff
We'll break these people off McFarland style
Bridge-
Child of Destiny
Independent beauty
No one else can scare me
McFarland's Angels
1 3
Okay - so that was seriously weird, but hey! I just thought some of the verses fitted, if I changed It a bit. Please review, even if it's just to say 'I read it'. And I hope to have some actual scripts up soon - I'm better at writing scripts, believe me!
Disclaimer: None of this is mine. The song, 'Independent women' belongs to Destiny's Child, and Will and Grace and Karen, Jack etc belongs to.someone else. And I am no good at HTML.
/b'Co-dependant women' sung by Jack McFarland as part of his 'Just Jack!' one-man show. b\
Jack: Okay, people! People, listen! This is a part of 'Just Jack!' and it's a song I wrote about my wonderful friends, they're sitting at the back there, by the bar. Hi Karen, hi Grace. Will: Fine then.
Jack:
Gracey-poo, with my girl Will. Karen, see - this song's by me. McFarland's Angels, come on.
Uh uh uh
(Jack)
Question: Tell me what you think about me
I buy my own diamonds and I buy my own rings
Only ring your cell-y when I'm feeling lonely
When it's all over please get up and leave
Question: Tell me how you feel about this
Try to control me boy you get dismissed
Pay my own fun, oh and Will pays my own bills
Always 50/50 in relationships
(1 - Karen)
The shoes on her feet - Stan bought it
The clothes she's wearing - Stan bought it
The rock she's rocking - Stan bought it
'Cause she depends on him - If she wanted
The watch you're wearing - he'd buy it
The house she lives in - he bought it
The car she's driving - she bought it
She depends on him (she depends on him)
(2 - Grace)
All the women who are independent
Look at Gracey Adler
All the honeys who makin' money
Look at that designer
All the mommas who profit dollas
Go and order.curtains All the ladies who truly feel me
Go see Gracey Adler
(3 - Will)
Will I think you need to slim down a bit
McFarland how your Angels get pudgy bits
Will I think you need to slim down like that
McFarland your angel's getting really fat
(Karen)
Tell me how you feel about this
Who would I want if I would wanna live
He worked hard and sacrificed to get what she wants
Ladies, it ain't easy being independent
Question: How'd you like this knowledge that I brought
Bragging on that cash that Gracey paid you is to front
If you're gonna brag make sure it's Stan's money you flaunt
Depend on only him to give you what you want
1
2
3
Destiny's Child
Wassup?
You in the house?
Sure 'nuff
We'll break these people off McFarland style
Bridge-
Child of Destiny
Independent beauty
No one else can scare me
McFarland's Angels
1 3
Okay - so that was seriously weird, but hey! I just thought some of the verses fitted, if I changed It a bit. Please review, even if it's just to say 'I read it'. And I hope to have some actual scripts up soon - I'm better at writing scripts, believe me!