Author's Note: I don't know how I got the idea for this fan fiction but I thought it was humorous.
A hippie walked around the woods looking for 'shrooms with her friends and found an old abandoned well with a 'shroom growing next to it. It wasn't very big in fact it was small enough to pop into her mouth easily so she sat on the rim of the old well and did just that. The high she got wasn't much but it was enough to make her fall backwards. She climbed out of the well and found a dirt path and started walking down it and suddenly out of nowhere a REALLY big bug came out of the woods on the left… or was it the right?... hand side. She didn't run because she knew that it was the 'shrooms taking effect so she was just hallucinating, but the big bug sliced her in two with it's pinchers and the last word that left her mouth was "Duuude," when she died.
Kikyo walked silently towards the mantis demon and destroyed it with a single arrow then turned to the poor woman that was killed by the demon. Her pure white ethereal soul collectors stopped at her side and waited for their mistress to give the word.
"My dears, it would be wrong to leave her here like this. Take her soul and then we shall bury her I will take it into my body after we have finished."
Kikyo's collector's dug the woman a grave and put her in it after one of their number took the soul from her body. They covered it back up and Kikyo told them that they would keep going.
"I need that soul though my dears." Kikyo said to them.
The collector that took it lazily glided over to her and put the soul into her body. Kikyo patted it's head and said "Thank you my…." Her eye had caught sight of something she reached out and looked at her hand in a strange fashion and said "My hand is huuuge!!!" and kept walking down the dirt path looking at her hand from an arms length away.
Moral: Don't take the soul of a hippie into your body.
Result: You will become stupid like Kikyo