Season Nine: Friends
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A/N: A very special series, I am planning to write at least 12 scripts.4 scripts are in each part. These are my predictions, all mistakes are mine, (especially grammer) no spoilers, and no truth. Some you need to read the one before and some you can just pick randomly. If I were you, I'd read it by order in case I miss anything, but its your life.
Summary: 12 scripts of Season Nine of Friends. Some dramatic, some funny, some sad, some corney and boring, and in the end, a shocking death of the gang's former knowings.
~*The One Where Rachel Is Meant For Ross~*
(Joey is kneeling down on the floor still, and Ross walks in)
Ross: Rachel, I got you some...Joey? What are you doing with my grandmother's ring?
Rachel: Thats uh yours?
Ross: Yes. My mom dropped it off, wanted me to look over it.
Rachel: I am so sorry, Joey. I am so stupid!
Joey: No, no. It's okay.
Ross: What are you guys talking about?
Rachel: About my stupidity.
(suddenly, a woman with black short hair and brown eyes walks in, she looks middle aged and has large dimples.)
Woman: Rossie!
Ross(surprised):(with enthusiasiam and fake pleasure) Uh Strange Womannnnnnn!
----Opening Credits------
Woman: Ross, don't you remember me?
Ross: (Squinting, trying to remember) Aunt Mattie?
Woman: No silly! Elene! Remember! We were science partners! You and I were best friends until you stopped speaking to me when Davey Jare asked me to the Prom. Racchhhhhheeelllllll!
Rachel: Elie!! Elie! Omygosh, how did you know we were here?
Elene: Monica called everyone in the yellow pages.
Rachel: Sorry about that.
Elene: Don't be, sweetie. Aww! Is that the baby?
Rachel: Yah, yah it is.
Elene: Awww can I hold it? I'll be gentle.
(Rach hands the baby to her)
Elene: Her name's Emma right? Monica told me.
(Rachel nods.)
Elene: So who's the father?
(complete silence follows. Ross is mouthing 'dont say me, i will die' to Rachel and Rachel gives a worried frown)
Joey: Its me!
Elene: Wow! She looks just like you. But she'll always be Rachy. Congratulations.
Joey: Thanks.
Elene: Wooh. Woah, its pretty hot in here. I am going to get some ice water.
Ross: I'll show you where it is.
Elene: Thanks.
(they exit)
Joey: Wonder why Ross didn't tell Elene- or Elie, whatever, about who the father really is.
Rachel (stiffens): I have a theory. Ross probably wants to go out with her.
Joey: Aww Rach. I am so sorry.
Rachel: Don't feel pity for a oiled haired woman who just gave birth after like 45 hours of labor and doesn't even have a husband or a boyfriend.
Joey (sighs): Look. I know you dont think so, but Rachel, you are meant for Ross.
Rachel: Joey...havent we been over this?
Joey: Look, when I told you I liked you and you told me that you loved me as a friend, it was like a dagger through my heart Rach! It really was. And its hard to say this, but you guys are for each other. Look at all you've been through in the past!
(flashback #1)
pbRachel:/b Hey, do you believe this? Do you believe they are actually getting
married?/p
pbRoss:/b Well sure. But I get married all the time so/p
pbRachel:/b Oh/p
pbRoss:/b You okay?/p
pbRachel:/b Yeah, I guess. I-I I mean, do-do you think were ever gonna
have that?/p
pbRoss:/b You mean, weyou and me?/p
pbRachel:/b Oh no-no-no-no-no, no, no! We, you with someone and me with someone./p
pbRoss:/b Oh good, you scared me for a minute./p
pbRachel:/b Shake it off./p
pbRoss:/b I meanno, its just cause, its just cause you
and I were like a nightmare. (Screams.) No, but there was some good times./p
pbRachel:/b No, absolutely. Yknow like it was umm/p
pbRoss:/b Surely you can think of something good./p
pbRachel:/b Yeah, just give me a minute! (Thinking) Oh well, yes, I can think of one
good thing./p
pbRoss:/b What?/p
pbRachel:/b Well you uh, you were always really good at the uh, at the uh the stuff./p
pbRoss:/b Yeah? I was good at the stuff huh?/p
pbRachel:/b Uh-hmm, uh-hmm, yeah, yeah, I really liked your hands./p
pbRoss:/b My hands?/p
pbRachel:/b Yeah./p
pbRoss:/b Yeah?/p
pbRachel:/b Uh-huh./p
pbRoss:/b (to his hands) Way to go guys. Yknow, you-you were really good at
the stuff too./p
pbRachel:/b Oh, I know. Hey, yknow what we never did? (Ross looks at her.) Oh
no, not that. (Ross nods okay.) We uh, we never had a bonus night!/p
pbRoss:/b A what?/p
pbRachel:/b Yknow, bonus night. Yknow, when two people break up but they
get back together for just one night./p
pbRoss:/b One night, just-just sex. No strings attached?/p
pbRachel:/b Yeah-yeah, we never had that,/p
pbRoss:/b No./p
p[Silence.]/p
pbRoss:/b Okay, this is getting a little crazy. I mean, Im sure it
would be amazing but Igotta say I really-really dont think it would be a good
idea. Yknow? I really, reallyt./p
p[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Chandler is playing iPlaystation/i, iCrash Team Racing/i
to be exact (hes in last on Hot Air Skyway to be more exact) as Joey enters from his
room desperately trying to look like a 19-year-old. Hes got the wool cap, hes
got the cut-off iKnicks/i jersey over the faded T-shirt, and hes got the whole
pants-around-the-knees-showing-off-the-boxers thing that rich, white, suburban kids have
adopted in a desperate and extremely futile attempt to try to look like theyre from
the inner-city.]/p
(flashback #2)
bRachel:/b Ooh, I was soo nervous about that letter. But the way you owned up to everything, it just showed me how much you've grown. Y'know?br
br
bRoss:/b (getting miffed) I suppose.br
br
bRachel:/b You have! Ross, you should give yourself credit. I mean my Mom bnever/b thought this would work out. It was all, "Once a cheater, always a cheater."br
br
bRoss:/b (getting angry) Umm-hmm.br
br
bRachel:/b Ooh, I just wish we hadn't lost those four months, but if time was what you needed just to gain a little perspective...br
br
[cut to Monica cleaning the floor in the kitchen]br
br
bRoss:/b (yelling from the bedroom) WE WERE ON A BREAK!!!!!!!br
br
bChandler:/b (entering with Joey) (to Monica) Coffee house?br
br
bMonica:/b You bet.br
br
[cut back to Rachel's bedroom with both of them hurriedly getting dressed]br
br
bRoss:/b And for the record, it took btwo/b people to break up this relationship!!br
br
bRachel:/b Yeah! You and that girl from that copy place, which yesterday you took full responsibility for!!br
br
bRoss:/b I didn't know what I was taking full responsibility for! Okay?! I didn't finish the whole letter!br
br
bRachel:/b What?!!br
br
bRoss:/b I fell asleep!br
br
bRachel:/b You fell asleep?!br
br
bRoss:/b It was 5:30 in the morning, and you had rambled on for 18 pages. Front and back!! (they go into the living room, trapping Monica, Chandler, and Joey in the kitchen) (to Rachel) Oh-oh-oh, and by the way, Y-O-U-apostrophe-R-E means 'you are,' Y-O-U-R means 'your!'br
br
bRachel:/b Y'know I can't believe I even bthought/b about getting back together again! We are so over!!br
br
bRoss:/b (starts to cry) FINE BY ME!! (he opens the door and traps Chandler behind it)br
br
bRachel:/b Oh, oh, and hey-hey-hey, those little spelling tips will come in handy when you're at home on Saturday nights playing iScrabble/i with Monica!!br
br
bMonica:/b Hey!!br
br
bRachel:/b (to Monica) Sorry!! (to Ross) I just feel bad about all that sleep you're gonna miss wishing you were with me!br
br
bRoss:/b Oh, no-no-no don't you worry about me falling asleep. I still have your letter!!!br
br
bRachel:/b And hey! Just so you know, it's bnot/b that common! It bdoesn't/b happen to every guy! And it bis/b a big deal!!br
br
bChandler:/b I KNEW IT!!!!br
br
(flashback #3)
pbMinister:/b Friends. Family. We are gathered to celebrate here today the joyous
union of Ross and Emily. (Time lapse) Now Ross, repeat after me. I Ross.../p
pbRoss:/b I Ross.../p
pbMinister:/b Take thee, Emily.../p
pbRoss:/b Take thee, Rachel...(All his friends have looks of shock on their faces.
He realizes what he said. Quickly he says.) Emily. (A slight chuckle.) Emily./p
(end of flashbacks)
Rachel: You know, your right, Joey. But see, it takes two people to make a relationship work, and I don't think Ross is up to it.
(fades to black)
~**~**~**~**~**
A/N: A very special series, I am planning to write at least 12 scripts.4 scripts are in each part. These are my predictions, all mistakes are mine, (especially grammer) no spoilers, and no truth. Some you need to read the one before and some you can just pick randomly. If I were you, I'd read it by order in case I miss anything, but its your life.
Summary: 12 scripts of Season Nine of Friends. Some dramatic, some funny, some sad, some corney and boring, and in the end, a shocking death of the gang's former knowings.
~*The One Where Rachel Is Meant For Ross~*
(Joey is kneeling down on the floor still, and Ross walks in)
Ross: Rachel, I got you some...Joey? What are you doing with my grandmother's ring?
Rachel: Thats uh yours?
Ross: Yes. My mom dropped it off, wanted me to look over it.
Rachel: I am so sorry, Joey. I am so stupid!
Joey: No, no. It's okay.
Ross: What are you guys talking about?
Rachel: About my stupidity.
(suddenly, a woman with black short hair and brown eyes walks in, she looks middle aged and has large dimples.)
Woman: Rossie!
Ross(surprised):(with enthusiasiam and fake pleasure) Uh Strange Womannnnnnn!
----Opening Credits------
Woman: Ross, don't you remember me?
Ross: (Squinting, trying to remember) Aunt Mattie?
Woman: No silly! Elene! Remember! We were science partners! You and I were best friends until you stopped speaking to me when Davey Jare asked me to the Prom. Racchhhhhheeelllllll!
Rachel: Elie!! Elie! Omygosh, how did you know we were here?
Elene: Monica called everyone in the yellow pages.
Rachel: Sorry about that.
Elene: Don't be, sweetie. Aww! Is that the baby?
Rachel: Yah, yah it is.
Elene: Awww can I hold it? I'll be gentle.
(Rach hands the baby to her)
Elene: Her name's Emma right? Monica told me.
(Rachel nods.)
Elene: So who's the father?
(complete silence follows. Ross is mouthing 'dont say me, i will die' to Rachel and Rachel gives a worried frown)
Joey: Its me!
Elene: Wow! She looks just like you. But she'll always be Rachy. Congratulations.
Joey: Thanks.
Elene: Wooh. Woah, its pretty hot in here. I am going to get some ice water.
Ross: I'll show you where it is.
Elene: Thanks.
(they exit)
Joey: Wonder why Ross didn't tell Elene- or Elie, whatever, about who the father really is.
Rachel (stiffens): I have a theory. Ross probably wants to go out with her.
Joey: Aww Rach. I am so sorry.
Rachel: Don't feel pity for a oiled haired woman who just gave birth after like 45 hours of labor and doesn't even have a husband or a boyfriend.
Joey (sighs): Look. I know you dont think so, but Rachel, you are meant for Ross.
Rachel: Joey...havent we been over this?
Joey: Look, when I told you I liked you and you told me that you loved me as a friend, it was like a dagger through my heart Rach! It really was. And its hard to say this, but you guys are for each other. Look at all you've been through in the past!
(flashback #1)
pbRachel:/b Hey, do you believe this? Do you believe they are actually getting
married?/p
pbRoss:/b Well sure. But I get married all the time so/p
pbRachel:/b Oh/p
pbRoss:/b You okay?/p
pbRachel:/b Yeah, I guess. I-I I mean, do-do you think were ever gonna
have that?/p
pbRoss:/b You mean, weyou and me?/p
pbRachel:/b Oh no-no-no-no-no, no, no! We, you with someone and me with someone./p
pbRoss:/b Oh good, you scared me for a minute./p
pbRachel:/b Shake it off./p
pbRoss:/b I meanno, its just cause, its just cause you
and I were like a nightmare. (Screams.) No, but there was some good times./p
pbRachel:/b No, absolutely. Yknow like it was umm/p
pbRoss:/b Surely you can think of something good./p
pbRachel:/b Yeah, just give me a minute! (Thinking) Oh well, yes, I can think of one
good thing./p
pbRoss:/b What?/p
pbRachel:/b Well you uh, you were always really good at the uh, at the uh the stuff./p
pbRoss:/b Yeah? I was good at the stuff huh?/p
pbRachel:/b Uh-hmm, uh-hmm, yeah, yeah, I really liked your hands./p
pbRoss:/b My hands?/p
pbRachel:/b Yeah./p
pbRoss:/b Yeah?/p
pbRachel:/b Uh-huh./p
pbRoss:/b (to his hands) Way to go guys. Yknow, you-you were really good at
the stuff too./p
pbRachel:/b Oh, I know. Hey, yknow what we never did? (Ross looks at her.) Oh
no, not that. (Ross nods okay.) We uh, we never had a bonus night!/p
pbRoss:/b A what?/p
pbRachel:/b Yknow, bonus night. Yknow, when two people break up but they
get back together for just one night./p
pbRoss:/b One night, just-just sex. No strings attached?/p
pbRachel:/b Yeah-yeah, we never had that,/p
pbRoss:/b No./p
p[Silence.]/p
pbRoss:/b Okay, this is getting a little crazy. I mean, Im sure it
would be amazing but Igotta say I really-really dont think it would be a good
idea. Yknow? I really, reallyt./p
p[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Chandler is playing iPlaystation/i, iCrash Team Racing/i
to be exact (hes in last on Hot Air Skyway to be more exact) as Joey enters from his
room desperately trying to look like a 19-year-old. Hes got the wool cap, hes
got the cut-off iKnicks/i jersey over the faded T-shirt, and hes got the whole
pants-around-the-knees-showing-off-the-boxers thing that rich, white, suburban kids have
adopted in a desperate and extremely futile attempt to try to look like theyre from
the inner-city.]/p
(flashback #2)
bRachel:/b Ooh, I was soo nervous about that letter. But the way you owned up to everything, it just showed me how much you've grown. Y'know?br
br
bRoss:/b (getting miffed) I suppose.br
br
bRachel:/b You have! Ross, you should give yourself credit. I mean my Mom bnever/b thought this would work out. It was all, "Once a cheater, always a cheater."br
br
bRoss:/b (getting angry) Umm-hmm.br
br
bRachel:/b Ooh, I just wish we hadn't lost those four months, but if time was what you needed just to gain a little perspective...br
br
[cut to Monica cleaning the floor in the kitchen]br
br
bRoss:/b (yelling from the bedroom) WE WERE ON A BREAK!!!!!!!br
br
bChandler:/b (entering with Joey) (to Monica) Coffee house?br
br
bMonica:/b You bet.br
br
[cut back to Rachel's bedroom with both of them hurriedly getting dressed]br
br
bRoss:/b And for the record, it took btwo/b people to break up this relationship!!br
br
bRachel:/b Yeah! You and that girl from that copy place, which yesterday you took full responsibility for!!br
br
bRoss:/b I didn't know what I was taking full responsibility for! Okay?! I didn't finish the whole letter!br
br
bRachel:/b What?!!br
br
bRoss:/b I fell asleep!br
br
bRachel:/b You fell asleep?!br
br
bRoss:/b It was 5:30 in the morning, and you had rambled on for 18 pages. Front and back!! (they go into the living room, trapping Monica, Chandler, and Joey in the kitchen) (to Rachel) Oh-oh-oh, and by the way, Y-O-U-apostrophe-R-E means 'you are,' Y-O-U-R means 'your!'br
br
bRachel:/b Y'know I can't believe I even bthought/b about getting back together again! We are so over!!br
br
bRoss:/b (starts to cry) FINE BY ME!! (he opens the door and traps Chandler behind it)br
br
bRachel:/b Oh, oh, and hey-hey-hey, those little spelling tips will come in handy when you're at home on Saturday nights playing iScrabble/i with Monica!!br
br
bMonica:/b Hey!!br
br
bRachel:/b (to Monica) Sorry!! (to Ross) I just feel bad about all that sleep you're gonna miss wishing you were with me!br
br
bRoss:/b Oh, no-no-no don't you worry about me falling asleep. I still have your letter!!!br
br
bRachel:/b And hey! Just so you know, it's bnot/b that common! It bdoesn't/b happen to every guy! And it bis/b a big deal!!br
br
bChandler:/b I KNEW IT!!!!br
br
(flashback #3)
pbMinister:/b Friends. Family. We are gathered to celebrate here today the joyous
union of Ross and Emily. (Time lapse) Now Ross, repeat after me. I Ross.../p
pbRoss:/b I Ross.../p
pbMinister:/b Take thee, Emily.../p
pbRoss:/b Take thee, Rachel...(All his friends have looks of shock on their faces.
He realizes what he said. Quickly he says.) Emily. (A slight chuckle.) Emily./p
(end of flashbacks)
Rachel: You know, your right, Joey. But see, it takes two people to make a relationship work, and I don't think Ross is up to it.
(fades to black)