Title- Texts
Note- R. is Renesmee, J. is Jacob,
they are texting each other.
R. IM BORED .x
J. where r u?
R. MAIN HOUSE, U? x
J. x-mas shopping with emily
R. SOUNDS BORING .x
J. im bored
R. HA HA .x
J. wheres everyone else?
R. MOM & DAD - COTTAGE, OTHERS - HUNTING .x
J. huh
R. SUPER BORED .x
J. superman
R. SUPERDUDE .x
J. superdog
R. SUPERWOLF .x
J. superjacob
R. LOL .x
J. im lol'ing more than u
R. REALY? I DOUBT THAT .x
J. mwahahahaha,- evil laugh
R. EVIL VAMPIRE .x
J. evil half vampire
R. ROAR .x
J. ooo... scary
R. STILL BORED .x
J. same
R. LEMME GUESS, NOW EMILY IS LOOKING AT COOKBOOKS? x
J. spot on
R. U NEED SPOT ON, SPOT ON FLEA TREATMENT .x
J. ha ha, v funny
R. STILL BORED .x
J. love you 2
R. LOLZ, LOVE YOU MORE .x
J. nup, luv u more
R. I LOVE YOU MORE .x
J. nup
R. OK WE LUV EACH OTHER EQUALLY, DEAL? x
J. deal
R. DEAL .x
J. still bored?
R. YEP .x
J. im hungry
R. OF COURSE .x
J. alice is here
R. HUH? x
J. buying u clothes
R. RIGHT .x
J. yay, shes gone
R. YAY, NO MORE EVIL PIXIE 2 ANNOY U .x
J. lol
R. I WANNA PUPPY .x
J. u got 1
R. ? .x
J. me
R. LOL
J. in a house full of bloodsuckers? realy?
R. IM A BLOODSUCKER .x
J. half
R. HALF .x
J. i wonder wat our kids would look like
R. FREAKY .x
J. like a wolf
R. LIKE A VAMP .x
J. like a human
R. LIKE ALL 3 .x
J. like freaky lil supernatural mutants
R. PRETTY .x
J. huh
R. I WIN .x
J. right
R. IM PRETTY, SO R U, SO OUR KIDS SHD B PRETTY 2 .x
J. me? pretty? makes me sound like a girl
R. BEAUTIFUL THEN .x
J. ?
R. HOT .x
J. ! much better
R. LOLZ .x
J. youre pretty
R. ( = .x
J. so our kids should b freaky
R. MUTANTS .x
R. U SHD GO 2 THE PET SHOP .x
J. why?
R. 2 GET A DOGGY BRUSH .x
J. woof woof
R. ARF ARF .x
J. cute
R. KING KONG .x
J. ?
R. JUST FELT LIKE TXTING THAT .x
J. i got the worlds wierdest girlfriend
R. PROUD 2 B .x
J. my batteries running out
R. SADDO .x
J. got 2 go, running out fast
R. LOVE YOU XOXO NESSIE
J. love you xxxoo jacob
* THE PHONE RINGS A SECOND LATER*
R. HELLO?
J. hey ness
R. HI
J. still bored?
R. YUP.
THE END
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