Disclaimer: Yep. I own final fantasy VII. Not really, but I wish I owned Cloud.
Hey Everyone! This is my first fan fiction reguarding final fantasy vii, so I don't know how this is going to turn out. This is simply a story telling what the final fantasy vii characters do when they're not on screen. Including, Diaries of Vincint, and things they would never say.
Final Fantasy Seven: Diary
Vincint:
Dear Diary,
Cloud's hair looks like a chocobo! So I got bored and payed Sephiroth to make up some excuse about his mother or something and go after Cloud and chop it off. Then Yuffie was all like "Vinni! You are like, a sexalicious vampire and Im gonna get some tonight!" And then she jumped me.
So then I bit her. And now she is going to turn into a vampire. Cloud, Let me rephraise that, bald Cloud just ran through my room, followed by Sephie Cunns. Sephie is like, totally awesome with that sexy silver hair of his. Oh! That was alliteration!
So then I went off and found Red Xii. I decided that I wanted to poke him so I did. Then he poked me back. Then we got into a poking contest and I totally kicked his ass!
Then I went and found Aeris. And yes I said Aeris. Because I don't do that kingdom hearts shit about changing it to Aerith so there! Anyway when I found her, she was like lip locked with that one dude, what's his name? Crack? No! Its Zach! Hmmm, I like to look at Zach from afar, he's just so sexalicious! Well anyway, I called Aeris a pink migit and then the lucky charms marsh mello came out of nowhere and tried to stab me, but Zach was all like, "Dude! Tricks are for kids!" and then the marsh mello turned into Kadaj and I ran away.
Then I broke Tifa's piano. I got really mad at it because it wouldn't play so I smashed it into millions of pieces and bit it. Now we have a vampire piano. Tifa got mad and threw my clothes out the window, but she didn't know that they were actually Cloud's and he had to go outside and get them, butt naked! Everyone loved that. Okay, I'm going to go now. Bye