Goodnight Mouse

By: 1000th Ghost

In the great green, dark, secluded, soundproof room

There was a telephone with its wires cut

And a blood-red balloon

And a picture of-

The cow, udder filled with ice cold, creamy, white, refreshing milk, jumping over the moon

And there were three little bears with claws sharpened and razor sharp teeth glistening with blood sitting on electric chairs

And two little, sweet, innocent kittens

And a pair of mittens for ensuring a lack of fingerprints

And a little toyhouse, which happens to rhyme with a certain tantalizing word

And a young, plump, tender, juicy, scrumptious mouse

And a comb and a brush, previously owned by Sweeney Todd, and a bowl full of mush (What the dush is "mush"? Haha, that rhymed.)

And a quiet old, blind, deaf lady, who was probably about to keel over anyway and could not bear witness, whispering "hush"

Goodnight sinister room

Goodnight moon which really does not allow enough adequate light for anyone to see certain events which might take place

Goodnight cow jumping over the moon. Don't go far. We know where you live.

Goodnight light ((click!) Enter sheer darkness.)

And the red balloon with a nice, long string that could be used for a number of grisly purposes (nooses, bonds, oh, what fun!)

Goodnight hungry bears; unfortunately, you will not be getting any food tonight…and your prying eyes really aren't appreciated

Goodnight electric chairs (zap!)

Goodnight kittens. Aren't you cute? Sleep well.

And goodnight mittens which actually may not be needed if all the evidence is consumed

Goodnight clocks (the witching hour approaches)

And goodnight socks that are a admittedly too big for small paws, but claws on hard surfaces can make an awfully loud sound that may draw unwanted attention

Goodnight little hou-there! Do you see him? Right there, on top of it! DINNER!!

And…goodnight mouse…

Goodnight comb with conveniently sharp teeth

And goodnight brush that can be used to scrub out the blood

Goodnight nobody

Goodnight mush

Yeah…those two sentences don't need any altering. They're disturbing enough already.

And goodnight to the old lady whisp-is she even breathing?

Goodnight stars (Such a lovely night, isn't it?)

Goodnight last panicked gasp of air escaping from small lungs

Goodnight noises of supreme, torturous pain…

…everywhere

The End