Author's Note: Okay, so I was watching Spongebob one morning and I thought 'OMG, what if they cancel him?' Then, I thought about all the other good shows they canceled to make room for the sucky shows. So, in a few minutes, viola! I made this fic. As the summary says, Spongebob gets mad at the fact he gets canceled and makes fun of other Nickelodeon shows, except for the really good ones. Spongebob gets a little OC, but you can understand where he's coming from.

On wit da story!

Spongebob's Rant

What the heck is wrong with those people? How can they cancel me? Spongebob Squarepants? I've entertained children all over the world and I even have my own movie! And yet, they're still canceling me! You know what, I think I know why. It's probably because Nickelodeon wants to put on another sucky show. They already have a lot of sucky shows on here! In fact, let me prove my point.

My first point: Catscratch. What the hell is this show doing on the air! It's stupid! All it shows are a bunch of cats running around trying to get some beer! In truth, they're really trying to get some liquor! They just don't show that 'cause it would break the little kids' hearts! Another thing, Gordon and Kimberly. How the hell is a grown cat gonna fall in love with a little kid? Do you see the wrongness in that situation? First of all, Gordon is a grown cat. Kimberly is a little human kid. She doesn't even have all of her grown-up teeth yet! Now, if she was a kitten, it still would've been wrong, but at least it would've been able to work! I don't even think I need to explain any of this anymore.

My second point: My Life As a Teenage Robot. Okay, so this show follows a teenage girl as she experiences High School Drama and saving the world. But here's the thing: She's a robot! First of all, they didn't even have to make her a robot. They could've kept her as a regular teen age girl, but of course, the producers knew that that type of thing has been done millions of times. Second of all, she rusts. Yes, I know, she's a robot, but this is a cartoon! How can you tell me that her mom can invent weapons that shoot out of her eyelids, but she can't invent a metal that won't rust? Third of all, her mom still won't call her by the name 'Jenny.' She's told her over and over again, but her mom still says 'XJ9.' Hey, robots have feelings too ya know! They deserve to have names like 'Jenny' instead of 'XJ9.'

My third point: The X's. This idea has been done so many times that it isn't even funny. Have you seen 'Spy Kids'? Have you seen 'The Incredibles'? If you were to mix those two shows together, you'd get 'The X's.' The bad thing is, it looks like this family is stupid, but their stupidity doesn't make any sense! They can have space battles, fly a super-cool jet, invent technology gadgets, and do kung-fu moves, hell, they can even add 'two plus two', but yet they can't figure out how to work a washing machine! And Mr. X, he doesn't even know how to replace a light bulb. My friend Patrick is the stupidest guy here in Bikini Bottom, and even he knows how to replace a light bulb! And to make it worse, you know why they can't do all those things. It's because they make their house do all the work for them. It's not fair for the house! He gets beat up every day, but yet he still has to wash their clothes and do the dishes? As my friend Sandy says, 'That's not right ya'll.'

My fourth point: All Grown Up. This show shows the rugrats when they become teens. I liked the guys better as babies. I mean, Angelica isn't as mean as she used to be. Back then, when she was three or however old she was, Angelica didn't take no crap from anybody. Now, she wants to be liked by this popular girl? I want the old Angelica back! Chucky, well, he can't keep a secret. Did you see how he blew Tommy's birthday surprise? I wonder if he told any other secrets. The only thing I like about Chucky now, is that he isn't as much as a scaredy cat anymore. He tries new things now, and that's a start. Another thing, Suzie and Angelica are now best friends. One word: how? They used to argue pretty much all of the time, and now here they are acting nice? The least they could've done was show us how they became friends!

My fifth point: Jimmy Neutron. He's supposed to be a boy genius, but in every episode, something goes wrong with his inventions. How can a boy with a head so big, not know how to make an invention with no mess ups? It's probably because of his parents. His mom is smart, but his father is a dumb-ass. Why would his mother want to marry a stupid guy? They do say that love is blind, but I never knew that it would get this blind.

My sixth point: Danny Phantom. Actually, I used to like this guy, but he tried to steal my girlfriend, so… pretty much, we're enemies. I can't find anything wrong with it except this: Sam and Danny. I have only one thing to say to that: WAKE UP AND SMELL THE COFFEE ALREADY! YOU KNOW YOU GUYS LIKE EACH OTHER!

Those are all the cartoons that suck. But you know, there are some good cartoons. I mean, you've got 'Avatar: The Last Airbender' and 'All That'. The cast of 'All That' isn't as funny as the old cast, but they still get the job done.

So, I guess I'll be packing my bags now. I'll be joining 'The Angry Beavers', 'Invader Zim', 'Ahhh! Real Monsters', 'Rocko's Modern Life,' and other canceled cartoons. Man, I sure will miss Nickelodeon…

Wait, hold up… I've got a message… they've changed their minds! I won't be canceled! That's right! You can never cancel Spongebob! Now, it's time for me to head off to work. I'M READY!

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So, that's it. Please note that this wasn't meant to be taken seriously. Flames are welcome because of the fact that some people love some of the shows up here…

R&R pleez! Flames welcome!