Slade
From Dallas to Memphis
After losing ev'ry apprentice
By a twist of irony
('cuz Trigon was a bit... slimey)
Newly under the tutelage of a dentist.
Speedy
The archer by the name of Speedy
was always eager to share his seedy
After crossing blades
By the acute aim of Jade
His dick now not be so needy.
Robin
Apples not fall far from the elm
A query upon his attempts to dishelm
Himself from his mentor
Backtrack a few years, did that latest venture
Quoth he, "Okay, I'm officially whelmed."