Disclaimer: Kid Golden in no way claims ownership of Dragon Ball, Dragon Ball Z, or Dragon Ball GT, or the characters that are featured in those series. You should know that by now, respected reader. lol
Anyway, I would like to say, first and foremost, that Dragon Ball AF (What in God's name does AF even stand for?) does not exist. The pictures that have fooled many for the years the rumor has existed are just edited images that some creative artists used to promote the rumor. And the infamous Super Saiya-jin FiveGoku picture is merely a creation of an extremely good artist that forged the rumor in the first place, his well done fan manga easily mistaken for Mr. Toriyama's work.
I mean, Super Saiya-jin Five? Its plausible, but unlikely. And all those rumors? I mean c'mon, one of them says: Everyone fuses and become Gohnvegpandenpicclhurclegotentrunktenks.
Are you serious? What in the hell is that! That is quite possibly the stupidest thing I've ever heard. What would his adventures be like? Gohnvegpandenpicclhurclegotentrunktenks faces off against... who, exactly? No one! Because every characterof DBZ is a part of him, and being this way, he is the most powerful being in the universe! Which would make fore a very boring show...
But, after reading a certain author's comedic parodyof DBAF, (The story is on this site I might add, and its by Anthony W. Mori... His work is pretty funny, you should go check it out after you read this story) I decided to take that list of episodes for the series, although I edited them quite a bit, and use them to create the Dragon Ball sequelfans have been hungering for ever since the useless Dragon Ball GT ended the tale of the monkey boy named Son Goku.
So without further ado, I present to you Dragon Ball AF: The Rumor Made Reality.
Prologue: Planet Neveah
An orb of silver, housing a solitary figure, rocketed through the expanse of space, quickly coming upon an enormous world. The figure sat in his small vessel, his ebony orbs looking through the ruby colored glass affront him, staring out into the seemingly eternal blackness, his gaze eventually falling to the spectacular beauty of a fairly large planet before him.
The planet's splendor truly transcended any beauty his eyes had ever witnessed beforehand, its vibrant and luscious emerald green lands, large sapphire blue oceans, and the fluffy, ruby red, orange, amethyst purple, and yellowish pink clouds that crept along the azure skies of the planet making the traveler stare in stupefaction. The world even seemed to glow, a brilliant aura of gold shimmering about it, the radiance of the not too far off sun creating this effect.
It looks like a big jewel of cotton candy…Thought the traveler to himself, his stomach rumbling loudly enough to shake the small craft lightly. A soft chuckle escaped him as he rubbed his stomach. Guess I'm a little hungry… And this place looks perfect for a quick stop!
A small object sailed through the sky, glinting in the sun. It flew lower and lower until it finally touched down, the land exploding into a plume of brown smoke as the object broke the surface open, the ground severely cratered.
With a strange noise, the hatch of the ship lifted itself upwards lowered, and a head peeked out, taking in the scenery. He leant back in to his pod, his lips spreading open widely as a yawn tore itself from his mouth, throwing his arms out and leaning back, stretching his form out, working out the kinks from having sat still for so long.
After feeling sufficiently rejuvenated, he gripped the sides of his pod and pulled himself forward, leaving the comfort of the red plush seat he had sat in for so long. However, the very moment he exited his craft, he fell to the soft, brown soil rather hard, denting the already cratered ground, leaving a deep imprint.
With a roar that sounded of pain and anger, a golden flame erupted about his form, corrupting his figure. His muscles swelled slightly, his wild onyx black locks swaying in the fire, slowly gathering themselves atop his head in sharpened gold strands, only one strand hanging down over his head, and his eyes lightened from their normal ebony to a brilliant turquoise, signaling the completion of his transformation.
Even after this, his form still suffered the effects of the intense gravity, barely allowing him to stand. He grunted, his aura flaring out, pushing the pod away. In frustration, he threw his arms out wide and screamed with all his might, his aura exploding in a brilliant flash of light.
The intense light slowly died down, displaying his newly warped, further corrupted form, his muscles rounded out and swollen little more, that sole strand lifting itself to join the rest of his golden mane, erect atop his head, his eyes darkening to a light emerald green, blue bolts lightly coursing through the gold flame that housed him.
With the powerful gravity no longer pulling at him, the traveler let out a sigh of relief, and the fire died down, leaving his body, although his form remained golden.
"That was quite a show, stranger," came a soft, ear-pleasing voice.
The traveler looked upwards, and took in the sight of a most beautiful woman, her light tan skin suiting her nicely, her curvaceous form accentuated by the tight, crimson bodysuit she wore, the bodysuit underneath a thin, cobalt blue armor, her feet garbed in blue boots with golden tips, the entire ensemble easily resembling the garb of a Saiya-jin mercenary.
As her seemingly dawn-tinted orbs studied the traveler, the corners of her full red lips turned upwards, a smile adding to her stunning visage.
The traveler couldn't help but return the smile.
"Yeah…" Said the traveler dumbly, just as his stomach roared its impatience, the ground shaking ever so lightly beneath his feet at the tremendous sound.
The woman laughed a little, lightly twirling a few strands of her thick, brown locks around her small fingers, the rest of her hair hanging to the small of her back.
The man grinned sheepishly, rubbing his stomach. "I guess I'm a little hungry," explained the traveler slowly. "You have anything to eat around here?"
She nodded a little. "Of course, of course. I'll take you, just follow me." She let go of her hair and turned, starting to walk away, her hips swaying involuntarily as she moved.
"Oh, okay!" Said the traveler, floating out of the crater, and touching down on the soft, emerald green blades of grass, the grass bending and crumpling as his weight pressed down on the ground. "Hey, wait up!"
---------------Inside Tarra's House---------------
The traveler sat before a smorgasbord of food, thrusting what resembled chicken into his mouth, chomping on the crunchy brown flesh of the cooked, his teeth tearing the soft, white flesh underneath the brown skin off the hard white bone, swallowing it all as he thrust yet more food into his mouth.
The traveler pulled a bowl close and practically inhaled the squishy matter within it, breaking the chopsticks heused to eat the foodin half as his teeth crunched down on them.
"Blah!" Shouted the traveler as he spat the brokenchopsticks from his mouth. "That was the worst thing I've ever tasted!" He paused, stroking his chin a little. "Well, there was that one time Chi-Chi was trying that cooked tiger out on me… It was rough and disgusting on my tongue, but I ate it any—" His stomach rumbled, drowning out his speech. He shrugged, and resumed eating.
The woman sat beside him, watching with a bead of sweat clinging to her forehead.
After consuming for a few moments more, he leant back in his chair and burped loudly, the entire room quaking a little. The traveler smiled and patted his stomach, finally having satisfied his enormous hunger.
"You've got quite the appetite…"
"Everyone says that about me," said the traveler laughing.
The woman smiled. "Is that all that brings you to my planet? Your hunger? Didn't the beauty of Neveah draw you at you all?"
"Huh?" He shook his head. "Well, your planet is pretty and all, but my stomach did make me stop. But now, I think I'd like to train here for a little while… Or at least until I can walk outside without having togo Super Saiya-jin."
"Super Saiya-jin?"
The traveler nodded. "Right. You remember when I made myself strong enough to stand, and my hair turned hair gold?"
"Oh," came her answer. So you're the legendary Super Saiya-jin are you? Interesting…
"Yeah," said the traveler nodding again. "But I still don't get how I can sit in here without being Super."
"Oh, that's very simple. The houses my people built it were built with bases of a material that offsets the intense gravity of our planet." She gestured to herself, now wearing a red satin dress with gold trimmings. "That's why I don't have to wear my armor inside, which is made of the same material that's in the bases of our houses."
"Yeah… simple…"
She laughed, tucking strands of her hair that had fallen over her face behind her ear. "Well, you're welcome to live here with me, until you see fit to leave."
The traveler smiled. "Thanks!"
"Oh, its no problem," she said, lifting up out of the chair and pushing it in underneath the table. "Oh, by the way, my name's Tarra. What's yours?"
"Son Goku!" He said cheerily, looking up at her.
"Nice to meet you," she said smiling, walking away, her hips swaying again. "I hope you enjoy your stay, Son Goku," said she, disappearing from sight as she left the room, leaving Goku alone in the small room.
---------------The Next Day---------------
The sun hung high in the beautiful azure heavens, its glorious rays shining down on the glistening green turf below, and the two figures that floated above the green field.
Tarra hovered in mid-air opposite Goku, delivering several fast paced blows to the Saiya-jin, who took a few and delivered his own, both of their forms drenched in sweat. Tarra, already used to the intense gravity, easily kept pace with what would have otherwise a more powerful Goku, the Saiya-jin battling almost equally with Tarra.
Although she seemed to have a slight upper hand, striking Goku more times than he struck her, Goku slacked only because he battled two foes: Tarra, and his intense want to set his Super state loose.
"Kaio-Ken Times Five!" Roared Goku loudly and his white aura flared, darkening until it was red, and he began to throw punches and kicks harder and faster, the enormous weight on his body slowing him only slightly, a blue aura housing Tarra and flickering wildly as Goku started to drive her back with his onslaught.
After driving his foot into her gut, she doubled over and flew back, giving Goku ample time to draw his leg back and cup his hands at his sides, and a light blue orb appeared between his palms.
Tarra's blue aura flared and she ended her flight, righting herself, just as Goku cried, "Kamehameha!"
Her eyes widened as an enormous, pulsing wave of radiating blue energy flowed forth, crashing into her and driving her into the ground, an explosion erupting as she struck the green field below.
Goku shouted loudly and the red aura left him, and he descended to the cratered ground quickly.
"Tarra!" Called Goku, the dust clouds starting to clear. "Tarra, are you okay?"
Tarra stood at the center of the crater smiling, quite bruised, but smiling nonetheless.
"Are you okay?" Asked Goku again, looking over her bruises.
Her smile grew. "I'm fine Goku." She lifted herself out of the crater, and came down beside Goku. "And you, Goku, you are the most amazing man I've ever met."
Goku blushed and quickly spun around, hiding his embarrassment. "Yeah, well I try…"
"You most certainly do," said Tarra, laughing a little. "No one has ever been able to fly on this planet, besides me of course."
Goku slowly turned back around, meeting her gaze. "Umm… Tarra, I've been here a week, and I still haven't seen any of your people. Where are they?"
"Well," she started, "Most of my people are off exploring space. They all return in wintertime, to enjoy the splendor of a snow coated Neveah."
"But there's another thing's been bothering me though…"
"Yes Goku?"
"How is it that you can understand my language so easily? And how can I understand yours?"
"My people know of many races, Son Goku. We are versed in almost every dialect and language imaginable."
"Oh," said Goku, accepting this answer. "Okay. I was just wondering."
"Well, how about we head in? You've already overcome the gravity that's broken so many others of my race, I think you deserve a rest."
"I deserve a rest?"Asked Goku, raising a brow. "I think it's youwho needs the rest."
"Okay, okay, I admit I want to rest a little," She said laughing, "But can you blame me? I'm covered in bruises, and you're a hard man to keep up with."
Goku chuckled, and shook his head. "Okay, we'll take a break for the day."
---------------Later That Night---------------
The flaming sphere began to slowly set in the western sky, its golden rays of light setting the azure sky ablaze, brilliant flames gently licking the cotton candy clouds, the sky slowly burning into a mosaic of the finest purples, reds, and oranges, the flames slowly darkening the sky to nothing, the once azure sky now dark. Light only from glittering stars and the luminous moon, the moon's milky white face, dented and cratered, shone down on the quiet Neveah, and at last, night had fallen.
Tarra sat beside Goku, the Saiya-jin burping loudly, this action signaling that he had satisfied his stomach, rubbing his gut and smiling happily at Tarra.
"You cook almost as good as Chi-Chi does," praised Goku, still patting himself.
She smiled and said, "I'm glad you enjoyed it," her smile hiding the fact that the mention of this 'Chi-Chi' upset her. "Goku…"
"Hmm?"
"Do you love this…Chi-Chi?" She asked softly, leaning very close to Goku.
"Yes I do," Goku answered, his face took on a confused expression. "Why?"
"Oh… No reason," she answered, drawing ever closer. "But…" She brought, her plump red lips close to his, almost kissing him as she leant her body against his. "How do you feel about me…" She moved her face closer, her soft lips lightly pressing against his as she kissed him, pressing her curvy little body to his.
Goku's eyes went wide and he jerked himself backward, leaping out of his seat, Tarra falling to the floor in shock.
"What are you doing!" Goku demanded, his body tense. "Don't ever do that again… Chi-Chi told me that only people who love each other should do that, and my love belongs to her."
Tarra sighed a little and picked herself up. "I'm so sorry Goku… I didn't mean to upset you… I don't know what came over me… Can you find it in your heart to forgive me?"
Goku sighed deeply and nodded a little. "Okay, just promise to never do it again."
She smiled and placed her hand over her heart. "I promise you Goku, I will never do that again."
He turned from her and started to leave the room. "But just the same… I think I should head home in the morning… I bet my family really misses me."
A scowl darkened her otherwise lovely face, something that Goku could not see as he had already left.
"You think you can deny my love," she muttered softly to no one, anger resonating in her voice. "I will have you Son Goku… One way or another, I will bear your child…"
And there you go. Do you like the opener? Let me know through your review! Well, until inspiration strikes again, I must go...Sayonara people, and thank you for reading.