Yeerks
(To the tune of "Germs" by "Weird Al" Yankovic)
Sometimes we really want to be alone
But that's a state were never in
Because we know we've got thousands upon thousands
Of little many-celled organisms on the Earth
(Yeerks) We search and destroy until our minds are ready to die
(Yeerks) But they just come right back again
(Yeerks) You can't recognize `em
But we know their up to something
Hey don't go there-you don't know were that goes!
They're all around me
They're wanting inside of me
Can't get them away from me
The world is covered with...parasitic slugs
What do they want from me?
What will they do to me?
There's no escape for me
The world's covered in...parasitic slugs
Now if I ever dare to go to sleep
That's when they'll start their sneak attack
In the morning I'll wake up in utter horror
To find my mind covered in Yeerkish life
(Yeerks) Can't get those parasitic creatures off my mind
(Yeerks) And there's more every day
(Yeerks) We never said they could camp out on our Earth
I wish they'd pack their every little bags and move away
They're all around me
They're wanting inside of me
Can't get them away from me
The world is covered with...parasitic slugs
What do they want from me?
What will they do to me?
There's no escape for me
The world's covered in...parasitic slugs
They're creeping below our feet
They're under the very ground
They're ridn' in our space
They're swining in their yucky pools
They're lurking behind some kisses
I've got them way in my ear
In evry nural cell
I'm gonna show them who's boss
I'm gonna get even yet
Just give me some Dracon Beams
Just hand me some instant oatmeal
Don't tell me who's paranoid
I know they're after me
Look under that dome over there
See??
They're all around me
They're wanting inside of me
Can't get them away from me
The world is covered with...parasitic slugs
What do they want from me?
What will they do to me?
There's no escape for me
The world's covered in...parasitic slugs
They're all around me
I can tell their around me
Every part of me
Parasitic slugs
I know they're watching me
They're always watching me
They're coming after me
Parasitic slugs
Won't somebody help me
Please somebody help me
You've got to believe
They're out to get me
They wanna control me
They wanna destroy me
They're tryin' to kill me
It kind of upsets me