Just to say: THIS WAS BASED OFF OF A DREAM I HAD ONCE.

It would be so totally epic if it didn't take place in freaking WALMART. But yeah, enjoy it because it's based on one of my Cyborg 009 crack dreams LOL.

Cyborg 009 (c) Shotaro Ishinomori

Walmart (c) whoever owns it, I sure as heck don't know

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A cold breeeze struck our faces as we entered the store through the automatic doors. We tried to act calm and casual, but it was difficult as we knew there would be some sort of conflict in the near future. Once we were in the middle of the store, we split up into our groups and branched out to the other sections to cover more ground. 002 was with 008 and 003, 005 was with 006 and 007, and I was with 009 and 001. We would rendezvous back at the center of the store once the scouting was done. Apparently, Professor Gilmore wanted us to investigate a rumor he heard from one of his colleagues back at the Black Ghost organization.

"My colleagues let me in on something important," the old man started. "They told me that Black Ghost wants to take control of Walmart for their evil deeds." We all stared at him like he was crazy.

"What?!" 002 replied. "That's seriously the dumbest thing I've ever heard!"

"Crikey, what would Black Ghost want with Walmart, Professor Gilmore?" 007 asked.

Professor Gilmore replied, "Just think: Walmart is one of the largest chains of superstores out there. Everyday millions of people come to the many facilities around the country." He paused for some interruption by 002, but 002 remained silent. "He could want to use the store's influence to force his ideals on millions of innocent people. Some people may even accept it, and maximize the output of Black Ghost's plans of destruction."

You see, that's why we were all proud Dr. Gilmore was the one who turned us into cyborgs, instead of Dr. Gaia or any other person at the organization who needed rewiring. The old man started pacing back and forth in front of us.

"I want you to investigate this. We can't take any chances on this, for this could end terribly if we don't act now." Dr. Gilmore turned away and scratched his beard. "We don't have time to waste. Be sure that you're fully prepared for this mission when you leave, for this could be the most dangerous one yet."

"Where should we start first?" asked 009. "Hmm...Let's start with the electronics department." I replied. He smiled a worried little grin and said "Okay." I frowned.

"You don't have to worry about 003, Joe. She'll be alright." He tripped over his feet and looked at me with a slightly surprised look on his face. "...Y-Yeah, you're right. I shouldn't worry so much, I'm sorry." He looked a bit more relieved and smiled. As we walked by the pet supply isle, we heard a voice call out to us in our consciences.

009. 004. I sense something.

We both looked down at 001, lying in my arms. The air around us suddenly grew tense, and we glanced over our shoulders in every direction. I heard some sort of high-pitched buzzing in the air. 009's eyes suddenly grew larger. "Acceleration device..." he whispered. I scanned the surroundings behind my partner, watching out for him as he was for me.

"Watch out!!"

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And that concludes the first chapter. Seriously, I can't write stories for the life of me. Sorry if my lack of details and elaboration bored you all, LOL.