Disclaimer: I don't own Leven Thumps, I also don't own my hubby Naruto, and I also do not own a bowl of ramen right now.*sniff* I want ramen.

Clover gazed down at Foo from Leven's head. He liked the view. Plus Leven is tall now so he got to see more things and his hair was so soft. He liked his burn. Leven had to be the strongest offing in the world!

Leven's head jerked swiftly to the right then back to the front, jolting Clover. Clover materialized,

"Hey! Could you not do that?"

"Uh, sorry man," Leven apologized.

Clover pulled up his hood. He tried to figure out where Leven was looking. Clover fixed his gaze to the right. Winter, and she was sneaking glances at him too. Oo, la, la. Clover smiled. The trip needed to be livened.

Leven's head once again jerked.

Time to work the plan. Clover cleared his throat and leaned over into Leven's face. He caught hold of Leven's lips. He made them move,

"Gee, Winter…you sure are pretty today!"

Leven clamped a hand over his mouth. Winter looked at him eyebrows raised. Clover snickered and jumped to Winter's head. He made her say,

"Why thank you darling…I would kiss you but we're in a rush."

Winter turned scarlet. Did those words just come out of her mouth? Clover stifled a laugh as Leven's hand dropped from his mouth in astonishment.

Clover jumped to Leven's head,

"Aww, shucks, why don't you just lay a wet one on my lips? Right here, right now."

"What!" Leven's real voice exclaimed.

Clover jumped to Winter,

"Oh you can just whisk me away, take me whole…you can-" Winter clamped her hand over her mouth before she said any X-rated things. She felt an invisible force latched onto her lips. She grabbed on as the force tried to move.

She gripped and shook. Clover's hood fell off and he materialized,

"Okay! OKAY! You got me!"

Winter stopped shaking Clover and glared at him her face red from embarrassment.

"I was j-just trying to sp-speed up the relationship…I was thinking, where's the Linter in life? You know?" Clover explained.

Leven and Winter blushed. Winter dropped Clover with a thud.

"Could of just scolded," Clover grumbled, "and—HEY!"

Leven and Winter had walked off without him. He ran to Leven's side,"

"I'm not on your head!"

"I know," Leven said patiently, "you don't deserve it."

Clover glared at him. He pulled over his hood and scurried up to Leven's head, he bent into Leven's eyesight and pulled off the hood,

"Ha."

A/N: LOL! I love Clover! He is so funny! (BTW: I STILL GOTS NO RAMEN!) I luv the last part, I quote: 'Ha'. Pls review!

Clover: You hear that! She thinks I'm funny!

Me: don't let it get to your head.

Clover: oh you know you couldn't last a day without me! You are all lucky to be even talking to me!

Leven: Great! His head is bigger meaning he ate some I-Chews, you know the ego enlarging candy.

Winter: We could try beating it out of him?

Me: No! Leave my Clover alone.

Clover: Yeah! Listen to the girl with split ends, bad teeth and hair not even as conditioned as mine.

*I glare at Clover*

Me: Anyone have the secret to kill a sycophant?

Leven: Me!

Leven/Winter/Me: Let's get him!

Clover: AHHHH!