Chapter One: Monster

Minor Author's Note: I made it Semi-AU because Ryder is in this story and it's a little more in the future; Kitty is in the New Directions, but the main focus is the group as a whole with parts being split up between the characters!

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Here's what you missed on Glee: Rachel and Finn are totally done and so is Brittany and Santana…and Kurt and Blaine. Will is going to a teacher's convention and Emma is left in charge. Good Luck Emma! Mike and Tina are on the rocks and they're close to a break-up. As for Quinn and Puck….no one knows where they are….

And that's what you missed on GLEE!

Emma walks in the choir room and all the kids are sitting down and there's a new face. A tall boy with brown hair and a letterman jacket.

"Hello everyone! I am Ms. Pillsbury, the guidance counselor here at McKinley, so if anyone has a certain problem you can come to me. Emma says as she notices Unique has a brown spot on the top of her red dress. She shudders for a moment and shakes it off.

"Kids, what does Will usually do with you guys? Besides sing songs about overcoming adversity and acceptance cause we all know that's been done too many times…" Emma said and Kitty laughed.

"Um…" Joe said "Well Mr. Schue said that he wanted an artist tribute this week…"

"Oh ok, great!" Emma answered with a slightly concerned look on her face. "Ok, I have some great Disney songs about friendship or a Selena Gomez tribute" She said as the class roared with laughter.

"I'm sorry, Ms. Pillsbury?" Kitty said as she stood up in her iconic Cheerios uniform, "As much as I'd like to sing terrible songs, I think that we can do something a little more our age…"

"Ok, any suggestions?" Emma asked as Sugar's hand shot up and she started tapping her feet on the ground.

"Yes Sugar?" Emma asked.

"LADY GAGA" Sugar said with a howl.

"Oh no, no, no, no, no, no! She isn't appropriate for kids, I mean the sexual messages and the dirty dancing, and kids we have to do something cleaner!" She told the kids as Tina stood up.

"Ms. Pillsbury, we can be trusted with Lady Gaga, we've done her songs like at least 5 times, we won't go crazy really" Tina said.

"Oh…I'm still not sure…I mean…what about the dancing…?" Emma questioned as Jake interrupted her.

"Ms. Pillsbury, if you think we'll dance badly, why don't you start it off?" Jake proposed.

"Kids really, I can't." Emma stated as the kids disagreed with her.

"Come on Ms. Pillsbury Dough Girl, you can do it!" Brittany shouted.

"Oh ok…just…let me speak to the band for one second." Emma agreed.

-Cut Scene to Rachel Berry at a club-

Rachel was sitting down in a corner as she spots Brody dancing. She immediately is amazed by him and wants to speak to him.

-Cut Scene back to Emma Pillsbury-

"Ok…ready kids?" Emma shouted.

-Cut back to Rachel who looks down for one second then raises her head-

-Intro To Monster by Lady Gaga plays-

Emma: (standing in the choir room)

He ate my heart

He a-ate my heart

He ate my heart

He a-ate my heart

Rachel:

Look at him…look at me.

That boy is bad and honestly,

He's a wolf in disguise, but I can't stop staring at those evil eyes.

Emma: (Kitty immediately grabs Jake and starts dancing as the other kids dance)

That boy is a monster!

M-monster!

Rachel: (Rachel walks towards Brody)

That boy is a monster

M-monster

That boy is a monster-er-er

Emma : (Blaine grabs Emma and dances with her)

He ate my heart

He ate my heart

-Rachel joins in-

Instead he's a monster in my bed.

I wanna just dance, but he took me home instead

Uh-Oh there's a monster in my bed

We French kissed on a subway train

Rachel:

He tore my clothes right off

He ate my heart and then he ate my brain

WHOA WHOA

Emma and Rachel sing:

That Boy is a monster!

-Cut To Rachel-

Rachel is in front of Brody and he looks at her with wide eyes.

"Hi, Brody, you wanna dance?" she asks quietly

"Let's go" he answers with a grin on his face.

-Cut to Emma-

Well kids, I guess your assignment for this week is to find a Lady Gaga song and sing it…and in the end of the week, I'll arrange a performance.

The kids applauded Emma as she smiles, yet she's still worried if she made the right choice.

Tina is busy talking to Unique as she looks down at her phone and notices that she has a missed text message from Mike.

"We need to talk" –Mike