Shrek: happy lover!xx :)

Donkey's POV:

I feel happy today. I always feel happy. hehe. anyway, life's

great. we were relaxing in the ogre's home when Puss strutted in with a proud look on his face.

'Pusss!' i yelled. he just glared at me and turned away. so rude! As he was about to curl up to sleep, i crept up behind him and pounced.

'ah! get off me you filthy burro!' he screamed trying to get away.

'Pusss! talk to me! pleassse!'

GRR he just pushed me off him and walked away.

Normal POV

'SHREK!' donkey shouted to the ogre.

'what do you want donkey?'

'whats up with puss? he asked. he's been acting weird all day.'

'em we'll follow him tomorrow.'

the next day, donkey and shrek followed puss into the , being careful to stay hidden. Puss sudddenly stopped and waited. about 5 minutes later, donkey and shrek were about to turn back, when they saw something. a black and white cat with blue eyes had come up to puss, grinning seductively. she whispered something in his ear and he started laughing. he then grabbed hold of her and dipped her, kissing her passionately.

'Wow.' was all shrek could manage.