Christmas Never Ends

by Maya-chan2007

After four months of waiting, it's finally time to accept the truth; Christmas will never end. Told in a familiar way with familiar lyrics, a way for the fandom to work through our collective pain. Rated T for curse words in the original lyrics.

(original song by Bowling For Soup, parody lyrics by me, Math-sama, and my sister b4ndg33k). Made because I noticed that a few things matched up just a little too well.

I don't own Hetalia: Axis Powers or the song High School Never Ends by Bowling For Soup.

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Christmas Never Ends

Four months, you think for sure
That's all you've got to endure
All the double-clicks
All the fan-art pics
It's all so stressful, more than I can endure
Then when someone says 'update'
You check Hima's blog and you say "Hey, wait!"
This is the same as the last time I came here
I thought it was over
Aw, that's just great...

The whole damn fandom's just as obsessed
With who's coming next and who's underdressed
Who is the bunny? That post was funny!
Who's kinda cute and who's just a mess
And we still don't have an update
But now we have 75 threads
Nothing changes but the users, the gifs and the trends
Christmas Never Ends

Check out the newest thread
You'll never guess who HRE is
How could Hima-Papa put us through all this wait?
And after that one comic, I dont think she's strait
And the only thing that matters
Is getting an update faster
Still care about your pair and when the allies arrive
Doesn't matter if your sixteen or thirty-five

Hima-Papa, he's the Troll King
Estonia has another weird thing
Pants on the ground
Monaco playing black-jack
I've seen it all before
I want Hima back!

The whole damn fandom is just as obsessed
With who's coming next and who's underdressed
England's in a pub and Iceland's on drugs
How long do we have to wait before we can rest
And we still don't have an update
But now we have 75 threads
And we're still listening to the same music we did back then
Christmas Never Ends

Christmas Never Ends

The whole damn fandom's just as obsessed
With who's coming next and who's underdressed
Who is the bunny, that post was funny
Who's kinda cute and who's just a mess
And I still don't have an update
And I still have 75 threads
But I'm much more worried about Hima than when this will end
Christmas Never Ends

Christmas Never Ends x2

Just wait another day, my friend.