Ive only watched one episode of big brother. Imma need help with challenges and thangs like that. Please review!

Contestants: Daryl, Rick, Glenn, Maggie, Tara, Lori, Nicholas, Eugene, Aaron, Carol, Morgan, Jessie, Noah

Peeps helping with show: Dianna, Dale, Hershel, Abraham, Amy

Dianna walked around the contestants who were lined up side by side. She smacked her gum to make them nervous. When that didn't work she made Amy get her some celery. Dianna crunched the celery loudly. Instead of making them nervous, the contestants looked at her like she was crazy. Dianna got annoyed and picked up a bag of chips and crunched them in Nicholas's face. He started to cry and fell to the ground.

"Okay. This is where you all will be staying while you battle for tha money.", Dianna said pointing to the mansion behind her. "There arn't enough rooms so someone will have to share."

"Umm, there's a couch. Someone could sleep there.", Aaron replied

"All you do is suck the joy out of everything A-A-Ron!", yelled Abraham

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Everyone went into the house to figure out the sleeping arrangements.

"I CALL THE COUCH!", Dary screamed."MINE ALL MINE! CLAIMED! DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH ME CROSSBOW OR ME COUCH!"

The house was great. It had a fully stocked kitchen and weapon area, The bathrooms worked, And a huge living room. Every one except Daryl ( who claimed the couch ) and Nicholas ( who slept on the porch because "the beds wern't good enough for him") got their own room.

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DAY 1: Getting to know each other

Dianna woke everyone up to tell them they had a free day that day. So basically they had the whole day off to start drama and build relationships.

Carol walked up to Daryl

"Soo, you with anyone?", she asked him

"Yep, it's pretty serious.", Daryl replied

"Who? I'll make them look at the flowers!", she yelled

"YOU WONT TOUCH CROSSBOW! IF YOU TRY TO HURT HER IT'LL BE THE LAST THANG YA EVEH DUR! NOW LEAVE YOU CROSSBOW HURTER!", Daryl cried

Everyone heard him yell and looked over at Daryl. He left the room and went hunting. Meanwhile Rick was already making connections.

"Has anyone ever told you that you have amazing eyes?", he asked Michonne

"No. I usually kill them before they can speak.", she replied

"That's...uhh...so..umm..cute?", Rick stammered

"Yep.", Michonne said in a tone that said "get the heck away from meh"

The only one who had luck with girls so far was Glenn who was chatting it up with Maggie. He also became enemys with Nicholas. No one on the show liked him. It was basically just random hatred.

Tara and Aaron became friends. Glenn of course was friends with Tara. Noah sank in the corner the whole day. Nicholas cried to himself and started a fight with Glenn.

"You're a poopy head!", Nicholas yelled

"GURL, YOU DID NOT JUST CALL ME A POOPY HEAD!", Glenn replied angerly

"YOU KNOW I DID, YOU STUPID FACE!", Nicholas taunted like a toddler

"Okay, imma calm down because you are not worth fighting." Glenn claimed before randomly punching Nickolas in the face.

"HOLY CRAP! SOMEONE GET ME SOME POPCORN ITS GOIN DOWN! HE IS FREAKIN JOHN CENA RIGHT NOW! WHOOO!", Maggie cheered

And that was the first day. The end. For now