Yo, yo, yo! It's me again! How y'all doin'?! Hope you like it, this one's a pure Bleach fic. Oh, I don't own Bleach, never will. Tite Kubo-san has the honor.

I might spend more time with this story some days, some days on the other one... it depends on what ideas I have.

On with the show!

Chapter 1

Prologue

BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! CRRRRRRNNNNNCHHH!

I yawned and stood up. "Not again. Otousan will kill me. Okaasan too... Kuso!"

I stood up, got dresed, and went downstairs. Otousan was reading the day's paper, and Okaasan was in the kitchen making the rest of the pancakes. My mouth watered at the smell, and I went to the fridge, poured myself a glass of orange juice, and drank it down in one gulp. then, I put my cup in the sink, rinsed it out, and fill it with water. Again, I drank it in one gulp and refilled it. "Oi, Samehada! Save it, or you'll fill up on liquids again!"

"Hai, Otousan."

With that said, I put my glass down, took a seat, and started digging into my syrup-drenched pancakes. Okaasan giggled. "There's more, you know." My father face palmed, and grew a sweat drop as he saw my bulging stomach. "You sure about that, dear?"

"Yes, why?"

"Ummmmm... nevermind."

"..."

I chose that moment to break the silence. "Bye, I gotta go to school now!" I gave my parents hugs and ran out the door to school, backpack swinging wildly.