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*knock knock*

"Urgh.."

*knock knock*

"URGH!"

*KNOCK KNOCK*

"AGHHHH!"

Undyne rolled out of her bed, screeching like a madman. Like usual, Papyrus was visiting her house on Wednesday at 3:00 a.m. She rubbed her eye roughly, and opened the door. There that smile was, that skeleton smile.

"GOOD MORNING UNDYNE!" he screeched.

"Agh..hello to your face, Bonehead." She rubbed her one eye and her eyepatch to attempt to see clearly. Usually Undyne was quite fine with waking up this early, but she hadn't been in a good mood ever since that incident in which part of her awesome cosplay was burnt by Papyrus's flaming spaghetti.

"I SEE YOU JUST WOKE UP!" Papyrus spoke as he observed her bed head. "SO THAT MEANS YOU HAVEN'T EATEN BREAKFAST YET...SO...WOULD YOU LIKE SOME SPAGH-!"

Undyne gave him a glare but that provoked him into giving his infamous puppy eyes look. That was her weakness. She sighed, and finally let the hyper and bubbly skeleton in. Like usual, he marched into the kitchen, and took out a bottle of crushed tomatoes that were unfortunate enough to have been smashed to pieces by the mighty Undyne, some herbs, and some pasta.

"...Ssssso," Undyne started with a hiss, "you have some nerve coming in after burning my favorite COSPLAY!" As she spoke, she crushed yet another tomato to vent out her anger. Then she almost broke her favorite sword, the one that was, according to her, a sword wielded by humans that was ten times the size of them.

"HM..THIS IS GOOD!" Papyrus tasted a bit of splattered tomato off the counter, and then he began stirring the pasta in the pot with the bony finger he used to touch the dirty counter.

Undyne snarled with frustration and impatience, which was a usual sign that she was about to blow up, but she seriously couldn't threaten this darn innocent skeleton. She supervised his cooking. Okay, he was doing well so far..okay..okay..

Then she noticed one fatal flaw.

"HEY!" Undyne screeched, "THE HEAT IS CLEARLY NOT HIGH ENOUGH!"

"O-OH," the skeleton stammered and, in an act to sound as if he knew that, he replied, "NYEH HEHEHE! I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, AM OBVIOUSLY THE MASTER OF HEATING AND SPAGHETTI COOKING! OF COURSE I KNEW THE HEAT WASN'T HIGH ENOUGH! I- I JUST WANTED TO SEE IF YOU WOULD NOTICE, THAT'S ALL, MS. UNDYNE! I SHALL TURN IT UP RIGHT NOW!"

So he did.

"I SEE YOU'RE FINE AND WELL!" Papyrus beamed as he put his skeleton arm around the Head of the Royal Guard's shoulder.

"OH YES!" Undyne yelled sarcastically. "I'm feeling super awesome! Even better than I did a few minutes ago EVEN THOUGH MY HOUSE IS BURNING DOWN 'CAUSE OF YOU!" Flames were flickering in the background.

The skeleton's face quickly became sad. "I-I'M SORRY...B-BUT YOU WERE THE ONE THAT SUGGESTED TO ME TO TURN UP THE HEAT!" Papyrus quickly defended himself.

Undyne's face flushed red with anger and embarrassment. Like seriously, he WAS right after all. Undone quickly shook her head. No way it was her fault. She was the flawless Undyne who knew everything about humans and their space princesses!

"Are you JOKING you dimwit?! It was your fault!" She paused to think of a justification. "It's your fault 'cause..uh.."

Undyne sighed. As much as she hated to admit it, she knew that she caused the destruction of her house that was now currently being rebuilt. She scratched her back a bit, and felt something. It was a manga of her favorite anime, but even though she preferred the anime more, Alphys insisted that she should read instead of facing the TV screen all day.

"Darn," she murmured, "this was the only thing I managed to save..besides my bed, my piano, my soda, my broken table, and almost everything beside my.."

Her anime. She needed to get her anime out of her house. Undyne clenched her teeth. "AH, DARN IT ALL PAPYRUS!"

"H-HUH?!" Papyrus looked at her with surprise.

"YOU BETTER GET MY ANIME OUT OR I'LL-!" she furiously raised up her hand that was covered with ash to smack the living stuff out of him, but stopped abruptly. "Oh. I see your brother got it for me."

"OH HECK NO-!" Papyrus was flaming mad. Here comes the bombardment of bad jokes and puns.

"Heh," Sans began with a chuckle, "I sure did stop the FIRE from Undyne!"

"That was a dumb joke," Undyne told bluntly.

"I guess I could've tried harder, but that joke sure did set Papyrus ABLAZE!"

"Now that..NOW THAT WAS A GOOD ONE!" Undyne cackled.

"THESE TWO..," Papyrus thought, "THEY REALLY HAVE A BAD SENSE OF DARN HUMOR."