Kurosaki Ichigo

In a relationship with Kuchiki Rukia.

Rivals with Abarai Renji, Madarame Ikkaku, and many others that Facebook lost count.

Best friends with Yasutora Sado (Chad) and Arisawa Tatsuki.

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Kurosaki Ichigo posted on December 29, 20XX at 17:54

New Years is coming! I'm just glad the War is over. Anyway, I can't wait to spend the whole day with my family and my Ray of Light.

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Comments

Abarai Renji

*smirks* Ray of Light? Are you trying to hide her from Kuchiki-taichou? If that's the case, then you're terrible at it. Just look at your relationship status! And your previous posts!

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Nara Shikamaru

*sighs* Families are so troublesome...

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Nara Temari

*emits angry aura*...Shikamaru...

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Usui Takumi

Have a wonderful New Years. *smirks* Make sure you treat her well, Ichigo. Just like I do with my Misa-chan... If you know what I mean. ;)

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Usui Misaki

*blushes* Usui!

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Tsukiyomi Ikuto

Have a great New Years. More importantly, when are you guys getting married? We've been waiting for 10 years.

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Tsukimori Len

If you guys need any musical entertainment for your wedding, the Kahoko and I will gladly put a piece together for you.

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Kuchiki Byakuya

Scatter...

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Kurosaki Ichigo

B-Byakuya?!

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Kuchiki Byakuya

Sebonzakura...

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Aizen Sosuke

Exactly as planned.

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Aizen Sosuke smirked at the computer screen. Everything was going exactly as he had planned it. He knew Kuchiki Byakuya did not know about Kurosaki Ichigo and Kuchiki Rukia's relationship. Thus, he made sure that Kuchiki Byakuya lingered in Kurosaki Ichigo's profile to find out about it...and then beat him up. Yep. Everything was going exactly as planned.

"What are you doing with my computer?!" Grimmjow barked at Aizen. When he found out that Aizen Sosuke was in his room using his computer, he immediately sprinted into the room.

Aizen completely ignored him as he continued surfing through this social network.

"HEY!" Grimmjow yelled as he grabbed Aizen by the collar. "I asked you a question! ANSWER IT"

Aizen smirked more as he began bringing his hand to Grimmjow's arm. "Looking at it... Would you like to know anything else?"

Grimmjow widened his eyes and immediately let Aizen go. "F-FINE! SEE IF I CARE!" With that, Grimmjow angrily stepped out of his room. HIS room...

Aizen chuckled as he sat back down and continued going through Kurosaki Ichigo's profile and came to a certain post that had a certain someone comment... Now this put Aizen in a...more favorable mood.

Kurosaki Ichigo posted on December 19, 20XX at 18:49

Well. Christmas is coming soon, and I'm stuck shopping with Rukia. Ugh. I swear, if I hear "Chappy" one more time, she is so going to get it!...

Sohma Shigure, Uchiha Madara, Aizen Sosuke, Lelouch Lamperouge, and 1,296 others like this.

Comments

Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez

Oh? You're finally going to get laid?

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Kurosaki Isshin

My SON! You are going to become a man very soon?! *o*

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Kirigakure Shura

Oh! Congrats, handsome! What's the baby's name going to be? ;)

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Uchiha Madara

That baby will be powerful...

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Ichimaru Gin

Sorry, Madara-san~! I already have a plan.

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Tezuka Kunimitsu

...Yudan sezou ni ikou...

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Uchiha Madara frowned at Ichimaru Gin's comment. Hm. So the bastard planned to kidnap Ichigo and Rukia's baby before he could? Not on his watch.

Before he could even think further, Madara's phone rang. He looked at the phone screen and narrowed his eyes when he saw the caller id. Madara answered it.

"What do you want?" he immediately asked.

"My... Is that a way to treat a fellow God?"

Madara twitched. "You have no right to call yourself a god when you could barely take over a small town."

"What's got you in a sour mood? That Gin is going to kidnap that unborn baby before you could, or that he already has the plan set up before you?"

Madara remained silent...

"So you are... He's planning to include you in your plan... You knew that right?"

Even though he knew Aizen could not see him, Madara narrowed his eyes. Such a liar. "Yeah. Sure he was."

"Hahahaha... You do not believe me... It's fine... For now... Meet us on December 31st at the place... Yes. That place."

With that, Aizen Sosuke hanged up, leaving Madara with his thoughts...

Kurosaki Ichigo posted on December 11, 20XX at 5:25

That stupid dad of mine woke me up at 5:00 in the morning! AT 5:00! Who does that?! Great... There's nothing to do at this hour... AND I CAN'T GO BACK TO SLEEP!

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Comments

Yamada Hanatarou

Rukia-san isn't up? Maybe she could keep you company...

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Soul

^Woah! That was so direct yet indirect!

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Yamada Hanatarou

Huh? What do you mean Soul-san?

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Matsumoto Rangiku

Ooooh! Good one, Hanatarou-kun! Maybe their sexual desires will be heated if they're in a vulnerable state!

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Hinamori Amu

Ugh! -_- I know how you feel! A stupid cat (Ikuto) won't let me sleep...

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Kallen Kozouki

I'm appalled by the amount of couples who are already at that stage.

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Matsumoto Rangiku laughed at the comments on Kurosaki Ichigo's status. She never knew that Hanatarou could have a dirty mind! Oh my gosh! This is the best she has seen so far!

Rangiku continued scrolling up and narrowed her eyes when she came to a certain post. Especially when she saw a certain someone comment on it.

"Planning on stealing Kurosaki and Kuchiki's unborn baby? Huh... You will not-" Rangiku stopped muttering to herself when she heard her phone ring.

When she looked at the caller id, she growled and hanged up the phone, not even answering it. Not even five seconds had passed when her phone rang again.

"UGH! Stupid... Stupid...!" She hanged up again. And the same thing happened. Finally, after Rangiku took out the batteries of her phone, she went back to surfing through Ichigo's profile. Until she felt arms wrapped tightly around her waist.

"Now... Why are you ignoring my calls?"

Rangiku narrowed her eyes, trying not to give in into his warm arms. "You are planning to kidnap the baby... I do not want to be part of the plan..."

Ichimaru Gin chuckled. "Who said I was planning to include you?"

"Why else would you call me?" Rangiku shot back.

"To wish you a Happy New Years perhaps..."

Rangiku remained silent. Was he really here just to do that? "I do not believe you..."

Even though she could not see him, Rangiku knew he was smirking. "Believe this..."

Before she could even blink, she was spun around and lips were upon her lips. She could not even enjoy the kiss because he had suddenly pulled away.

"Happy New Years... Rangiku..." And with that, he was gone.

Uzumaki Naruto posted on Kurosaki Ichigo's Wall on November 10, 20XX at 10:34

YO! I heard you'll be joining us soon, but for now, enjoy it the best you can! Take care and finish strong! Dattebayo!

Kurosaki Ichigo, Kuchiki Rukia, Uzumaki Hinata, Echizen Ryoma, and 3,996 people like this.

Comments

Inuyasha

Stop lingering Naruto and come join us.

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Kikumaru Eiji

NOOOOOO! Naruto!

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Roy Mustang

I would have liked to continue with my Lieutenant Riza Hawkeye. But good things must come to an end.

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Fudo Yusei

Omedetto, Naruto-san.

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Hatake Kakashi

...What are you doing on Facebook?

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Uzumaki Naruto

K-Kakashi-sensei?! You have a Facebook?! Since when?!

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Hatake Kakashi

Since you were in your mother's womb.

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Shinji Hirako

HEY! That's my line! You stole it!

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Hatake Kakashi

I merely copied it. I am the Copy Ninja after all.

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Death the Kid

^Your likes, Kakashi-sensei! YOUR LIKES! THE SYMMETRY!

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Lelouch Lamperouge

You went beyond what lies in the future. Congratulations, Naruto. We shall meet each other in the near future.

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Shinji Hirako twitched at the Copy Ninja's post. Really... REALLY?! He could not even enjoy the various posts of Kurosaki Ichigo because of that damn comment!

"Damn you, Kakashi... Ugh... What am I doing...? I'll get over- OOF!"

Before Shinji could finish his sentence, he found himself on the ground, holding his face. Shinji did not even have to look to knew who hit him.

"ARGH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HIYORI?!"

Hiyori stuck her tongue out. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON THE INTERNET AND LALLYING ABOUT?! GET YOUR BUTT UP AND BEGIN TRAINING!"

As Shinji was not in a mood to argue, he just stood up and grunted, "Fine... OOF!" He got hit again.

"WHY ARE YOU AGREEING SO EASILY?! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DISAGREE!"

And the two kept arguing and arguing all the way to New Years day... Just kidding, they stopped hours later...

Well. That ends chapter 1 of the Facebook chaos that's about to happen. XD Yep. This is featuring many, many anime. I kept it under the Bleach tab because I will only be writing about the Bleach characters' profiles. I hope you guys don't mind. That being said, I don't own ANY of the anime characters mentioned in this story or Facebook. I'm sorry if this was terrible. Another thing: I really don't know when this is set on. I mean, every single anime has a different timeline, and I can't compare all of them and try to parallel them all. (I mean, I could, but that's WAY too much time.) If you guys have any questions, please don't hesitate to ask. Next chapter, Kuchiki Rukia!