Turtle Cheer by garggirl
(sung to the tune of the first cheer in Bring It On)
Disclaimer:
All characters appearing in this songfic are copyright Eastman and Laird.
No infringement of these copyrights is intended, and is not authorized
by the copyright holder.
All original characters are the property of garggirl.
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We're funny, We're cute,
We're ninjas to boot.
We're turtles, no hair,
Green boys who really care.
We're wanted, and sought,
And yet we're never caught.
We're witty, We're cool,
We dominate the sewer.
Who are we? Just guess.
Three chances, never less.
We're rockin', we fight,
and yet we never bite.
We hit 'em, we jump,
At the cops, crims are dumped.
Wooo...
We rage, we roar,
Knock baddies to the floor.
They fear and we leave,
We act like we're on speed.
They hate us cuz we're different,
Well we don't like you either.
We're Turtles.
Ninja Turtles..
Roll call...
Meet Raphael.
I'm Leonardo.
Donatello, hey!
Her name is April
Our Sensei Splinter
Yeah, kids call him Casey.
And then. There's. Mikey.
We sizzle, we scorch,
But soon we'll pass the torch.
The ballots are in,
And someone had to win.
She's Shenobi, she's fun,
And now she's number one...
M-M-M-Mei...
Mei-Pei-Chi...
She's strong and she's loud,
She's gonna make us proud.
Our long-lost sister,
We call her Venus...
Venus DeMilo.
Let's. Go. Turtles!
We are the Turtles.
The mighty Ninja Turtles.
We're so terrific.
We must be Turtles!