Dealing With The Muses

by Jericholuver

Living with them is the hardest. But, I still wuv them. I know summary sucks. Anyway, I warn you there is slash including Hardycest in here. If you don't like neither, don't bother read it.

Chapter 1: Sitting here listening to them argue.

Me just sitting on the computer thinking about Chapter 3 when the couch dips a little. Voice:"Are you gonna add me yet? Me: No, Mizzy, you have to wait. Miz: I don't wanna wait. Chrissy's neglecting me and im bored. Me: Ugh, come on. Let's go get Chris. We walk in to my room and see Chris watching tv eating MY chips. Me: Dude, I said no touching my food. Chris: You aint feeding me. I need food. Me: Ugh, anyway, why are you ignoring Mizzy? Chris: Wrong. I'm not ignoring him. I just choose not to talk to him even though I love him. Miz: Seriously, sometimes I just hate you. Chris: Whatever you say, sweetcheeks. Miz pouts and we walk out the living room. We see john reading on my computer eating my cookie. Me: NO, John, Oh my God, you're worse then Chris. John: *pouts* Me: I'm going upstairs. Don't eat my food. I see Mike going back in my room where Chris was. I shake my head and walk up the steps. And I see some smexy hardycest going on in front of me. Me:*drools, then snaps out of it* I grab the super soaker next to me and spray them with it. They scream from the cold water. Matt: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?! Me: No sex on the floor. Do it in your room. Jeff: But… Me: NO, Jeffy, in your room, Anyway, where's rob and booker? I need them for chapter 3 of Darkness of the Deep. Matt: Randy said they went in to the woods with Adam, Jay, Ron, and Mark. Me: What the hell? Why? Jeff: I dunno. Something about cotton candy and skittles in the woods. Damn it, I should've went. Me: Wait, I have the woods in my head. Jeff: Yea, you also have have a sex shop, gun shop, candy shop which I love, and a arcade. Randy walks up the stairs and grabs Jeff by the neck. Randy: Come on Jeff. We have to find john. He ran off in to the woods. Jeff: Owie. Let me the fuck go then. Matt: Yea dude let the slut go. Me: I need popcorn. *Goes make some* Yay. Jeff: What the hell Matty? Randy: Let's just go. Me: I'm pretty sure Chris and Miz are getting it on downstairs and I have nothing better to do. So Randy, me, a pouting Jeff, and matt go in to the woods.